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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Y.M.C.A. that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And just go there, to the YMCA
Until they can help you today.
And just go there, to the YMCA
I'm sure they can help you today.
Dough bag, there's a place you can go
I said dough bag, when you're short on the dough.
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said young man, when you're short on the dough.
I do this thing at the Y.M.C.A.
I do this thing at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive
or
I felt the whole world was so tired.
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so tight.
I said Yemen, put your pride on the shelf.
I said young man, put your pride on the shelf.
I said hours
I said I was
I said yippieh.
I said, young man
I said young man, hit yourself off the ground
or
Hitch yourself off the ground
or
Lift yourself off the ground
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said young man, put your bride on the shelf.
I said young man, put your pride on the shelf.
I said young man, put your butt on the shelf
I said young man, put your pride on the shelf
I said yummy
I said..young man
I said, young man, when you're short on the go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
I said....Janne
I said...young man
Janne is a Finnish name and it is pronounced like 'yonne'
It's for the state, it's the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
Mini-Wheats to have a good time
Many ways to have a good time
Norman does it all by himself
No man does it all by himself
Put your bat on the shelf.
or
Put your butt on the shelf.
Put your pride on the shelf.
Putcha right on the shelf.
Put your pride on the shelf.
Silly ways to have a good time
Many ways to have a good time
There’s a bake sale at the YMCA
There’s a place there called the YMCA
They can stop the fat in your way.
They can start you back on your way.
They have everything for your mental joy.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
They have everything for your mental joy
They have everything for young men to enjoy
They have everything from a floor to a gym.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
They have everything, for you men to enjoy
They have everything for young men to enjoy
They have everything, for you're meant to enjoy.
or
They have everything, for you're made to enjoy.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
They have everything, for your mental joy
They have everything for young men to enjoy
Why ain't she gay?
Y.M.C.A.
Yam Yam, there's no need to feel down
I said, Yam Yam, pick yourself off the ground
I said, Yam Yam, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be on Harpic.
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
You can do what the f*** you feel.
You can do whatever you feel.
You can do what the f*ck you feel
You can do what-ever you feel
You can get yourself laid
You can have a good meal.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal.
You can have a good deal
You can have a good meal
You can make out with all the boys.
You can hang out with all the boys.
Young man, I was once in your shoes at St. Arbor
Down at Albertson Blues
Young man, I was once in your shoes
I said I was down and out with the blues
Young man, give your biscuit to me
Young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, just pin up your gown.
There's no need to see me laughing.
Young man, 'cause you're a new town,
there's no need to be unhappy.
Why are you gay?
Y.M.C.A.
I made a mistake!
Y.M.C.A!
I said young man, when your short on your dope
They have Avril Lavigne for you to enjoy.
I said young man, when your short on your dough
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
Avril LaVigne was not yet born when this song was made, so the second line's mishearing would clearly be an anachronism.
It's fun to say you go YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It really didn't help that this was the same road trip where I discovered Detroit wasn't a state.
M.D.M.A
Y.M.C.A
MDMA is the active principle in ecstasy tabs.
They can send you back to Norway.
Send you back on your way.
We're supposed to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean
You can have some milk.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal.
You can make out with all the boys
You can hang out with all the boys
Young man, just pin up your gown.
There's no need to see us laughing.
Young man, 'cause you're in a new town,
there's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, with your hands down your pants
Young man, do you want to dance
Young men, I was watching your shoes
Young men, I was once in your shoes