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Always, Len, f*** you when the grain's gone bad
I'll wait in the queue when the trains come back
And some d***head, left his easle, in my window.
At the platform, restless diesels, goodbye window.
And some d***head, rests his knees, oh, goodbye window.
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows
As I walked out,
felt my oatmeal just beginning.
As I walked out,
felt my own need just beginning.
At the party, she was kindness in the hard crowd
At the party, she was kindness in the hard frown
Black proof country, no go pavements, tired starlings.
Silver horsehead, ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes.
That one dickhead, rested easels, go buy windows.
Isolation, for the old poo, now forgotten.
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.
Silver horses, ran down moonbeams, in your dark eyes.
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows.
Consolation for the old wound now forgotten.
Blackroof country, no dole payments, tired starlings.
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.
Consolation for the old room
(later)
Teacher's dressing
Consolation for the old wound
(later)
She's just dressing
Fat plump d***head
Breast Mestizo
or
That one ticket
Restless easel
Platform ticket,
restless diesels
Hello tigers crouched in jungles
Yellow tigers crouched in jungles
I'll wait and f**k you when the trains come by.
I'll wait in the queue when the trains come back.
I'll wait in the pew
I'll wait in the queue
I'm a white man
With 2 black guys
And some K.Y.
In a white room
With black curtains
Near the station.
In a white room with black cousins.
In a white room with black curtains.
In a white room, with flying cartons, in the station.
In a white room, with black curtains, at the station.
In a white room
With black curtains
And crustaceans.
In a white room
With black curtains
At the station.
In my wife's room
In the white room
In the right room
In the white room
In the white room With black cultures
In the white room With black curtains
In the white room with black curtains at the station
In a white room with black curtains near the station
In the white room
With my cousins
At the station
In a white room
With black curtains
At the station
Kurt von D***head
Platform ticket
Phantom d***head, restless bezels.
Platform ticket, restless diesels.
Platform d***head, restless diesels...
Platform ticket, restless diesels
Platform d***head, restless measles
Platform ticket, restless diesels
Platform d***head
Platform ticket
Platform dickhead,
restless diesels,
goodbye windows
Platform ticket,
restless diesels,
goodbye windows
Season's dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings
She's just dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings.
She's distressing, goodbye windows, tie yours, darling.
She's just dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings.
Silver horses, Landau moonbeams, in your dark eyes
Silver horses, ran down moonbeams, in your dark eyes
That blond d***head, that's Ms. Diesel's goodbye window
At the platform, restless diesels, goodbye window.
That fun ticket
Platform ticket
That one d***head es mestizo, goodbye weirdo.
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows.
That one d***head
Platform ticket
That one ticket, restless easels
Platform ticket, restless diesels
That one ticket, restless egos.
Platform ticket, restless diesels.
That some dickhead,
rest his soul said,
good vibrations
Platform ticket,
restless easel,
goodbye windows
That von d***head
Platform ticket
You are entering the white balloon.
You are entering the White Room.
You said most dreams could secure you at the station.
You said no strings could secure you at the station.
You said no strings
Could take your youth
At the station.
You said no strings
Could secure you
At the station.
You're no white dude,
big black cousin at the station
In a white room,
black curtains, at the station