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Anchovy eye that later
And so it was that later.
And although my eyes would go blind.
And although my eyes were open.
And so it was a maiden
As the many stories tell
That her face had burst, just go see
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so it was that later
As the miller told its tale
That her face at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so it wasn't made up
As the millet old and stale
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale.
As the mellow told is tell
As the miller told his tale
As the mirror told its tale.
As the miller told his tale.
As the villain told his tale.
As the miller told his tale.
As we crawled under a night train
As we called out for another drink
Once the sick teens left all virgins.
One of sixteen vestal virgins
One if six teen vestal virgins
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Skip a line bang-bango.
We skipped the light Fandango.
Son of Sistene postal urchins
One of sixteen vestal virgins
That her face at first just go sleep
That her face, at first just ghostly,
That the face of Alice Ghostley
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turn a wider shade of faith
Turned a whiter shade of pale
Turn to Wyatt Earp's shaver pail.
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Turn to Wyatt Earp, Sheriff Pal. or (Sheriff Friend)
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
I sang the wrong lyrics for years up until high school, when a musician friend of mine started laughing at me when we discussed Whiter Shade of Pale as a song we were to play in our band, as I read the Lyrics I started laughing too, when I told him what I thought the lyrics were about Wyatt Earp!
Turn to Wyatt Earp, shade our fate.
Turned a whiter shade of pale
Turn to Wyatt Earp. Shake a pail.
Turned a whiter shade of pale
We skip the life and dangle.
We skipped the light fandango.
We skip the life and dangle.
We skipped the light fandango.
We skip the life and then go.
We skipped a light Fandango.
We skipped a life and Dango
We skipped the light Fandango.
We skipped our lives and dangled
We skipped the light Fandango.
When we called out for another drink
And the way to rob a train.
When we called out for another drink
And the waiter brought a tray.
When we called out for another drink
And the way to rob a train.
When we called out for another drink
And the waiter brought a tray.
A lighter shade of pale
a whiter shade of pale
And Shelby was a ladle
As the mirror told its tale
That to face it first then go sleep
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And although my eyes were open
We might just as well been toast.
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well been closed.
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well been whores.
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well been closed.
And show we watched the way
As the mirror told its tale
And show it was that later
As the miller told his tale
And snowy was the maiden
And so it was that later
And so it was a maid, yeah
As the mirror told his tale
That our faces burst, just go see
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so it was that laser
And so it was that later
And so it was that razor
And so it was that later
And so it was the waiter
As the mirror told its tale
Let her faces burst, just go see
Turn a whiter shade of pale.
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so she was the ladle
And so it was that later.
And so we walked away,
As the miracle occurred.
And so it was that later
As the miller told its tale
As the Mino coiled its tail
As the miller told his tale.
I saw a wise little baby.
And so it was that later.
I was feeling kinda seasoned
I was feeling kinda seasick
One of sixteen vesseled virgins
One of sixteen vestal virgins
One of sixteen vestal virgins was leaving for the coast, and although my eyes were opened, they might just as well been toast.
One of sixteen vestal virgins was leaving for the coast, and although my eyes were opened, they might just as well been closed.
I thought it meant that once vestal virgins got to the coast, they'd cavort at the beach with boys, and their virginity would then be "toast."
That her face had burst'd just ghostly
That her face at first just ghostly
Then the face of Alice Ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
[Ed.'s note: Alice Ghostly played "Aunt Esmerelda" on the TV Show "Bewitched".]
Then the face of Justice Goldstein
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Turned the wide earth shade of pale
AND
One of sixteen plessal virgins
Turned a whiter shade of pale
AND
One of sixteen vestal virgins
We skip the life and dangle
We skipped the light fandango
You skipped a life and dangled
Turned hot wings 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasoned
But the crown called out for mom
We skipped the light Fandango
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
we skipping life and than go
We skipped the light Fandango.
And her face at first just goats meat turned a whiter shade of pale
And her face at first just ghostly turned a whiter shade of pale
And her face was burstion scosely
Turned the whiter shade of pale.
And her face at first was ghostly
Turned the whiter shade of pale.
And so in lo-o-ove
And so it was
And so it was the lady
As the miller told his tale
That her face had burst just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale
And so it was the lady,
As the mirror told its tale
That her face at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so it was the waiter.
And so it was that later.
And the way to rob a train.
And the waiter brought a tray.
And we called out for another drink
And the way to rob a train.
And we called out for another drink
And the waiter brought a tray.
As I wondered who was playing cards
And mindin' her bees.
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be.
But I wondered, through my Plinkos
And I would not let her be
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be.
Let her faces burst, just go see
Turn the whiter shape of pale.
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
That her face will burst your skull, Steve.
That her face, at first just ghostly.
The groon was tubbing harder.
The room was humming harder.
Trip the line fandango.
We skipped the light fandango.
Turn a lighter shade of pale.
Turn a whiter shade of pale.
Turn the wide Earth, shade of pale
or
Turn the white Earth, shade of pale
Turn a whiter shade of pale
Turned a wider shade of pale.
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Turned the wire, shade of pale.
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
We skip a life and dangle.
We skipped a light fandango.
We skip through life and dangle
We skip the light fandango.
We skip trough life, and then go.
We skipped the light fandango.
We skipped the last fandango
or
We skipped the line for dagos
or
We skipped the line for dagos
We skipped the light fandango.
When we called out for a drink
The waiter brought a tray.
When we called out for a latrine
The waiter brought a tray.
When we called out for a latrine
The waiter brought a tray.
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought the tray.
When we called out for an entree the waiter brought a tray
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray.
When we called out for another drink
The waiter dropped his tray.
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought the tray.
Anchovy, why slader?
And so it was later.
And Toby was the ladle,
As the mirror told its tale,
That her face just burst with gold sleep,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so it was the lady,
As the miller told his tale
That her face at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And so it was that later
As the melodrama's tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
And the Minotaur has failed.
As the miller told his tale.
As the mental told his tale
As the miller told his tale
As the mirror told it's tale
As the miller told his tale
I was feeling canazeezik, the cows called out for lawn
I was feeling kind of seasick, the crowd called out for more
One of 16 vessel virgins
One of 16 vestal virgins
Skip a line and angle.
We skipped the light fandango.
That our faces burst just ghostly
That her face, at first just ghostly
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this, there is no such band as "Nuh Uh"...what were you thinking?!
The way to board a train.
The waiter brought a tray.
We skipped the light, then bango.
The skipped the light fandango.
When at 16, they're still virgins
One of 16 vestal virgins
Wyatt Earp..shade of pale
Whiter...shade of pale
I was very young.