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I'm your penis. I've got pliers
Vagina fires.
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
For the razor product known as Venus; song used is a remake of the song "Venus" as originally performed by Shocking Blue (and covered by Bananarama).
And Fetus was her name
And Venus was her name
And Venus what's her name
And Venus was her name
Arm your penis
Arm and fire, pure desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
At Jordan sire
At your desire
Control me, sire
or
Open sire
or
Choke me sire
or
Choke me sire
At your desire
Chore desire
At your desire
Gladys on a mountaintop
Goddess on a mountaintop
God is on a mountaintop
Goddess on a mountain top
Got us on a mountaintop
Goddess on a mountaintop
Gotta summon mountaintop
Burning like a shiver frame.
Goddess on a mountaintop
Burning like a silver flame.
Have a nice toupée
Have an oyster, baby
Her underwear was crystalized
Making every man mad.
Her weapon were her crystal eyes
making every man a man.
Her underwear would crystallize
Her weapons were here crystal eyes
Her wafers were from crystal ice
Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Her weapons were a crystallized
Her weapons were here crystal eyes
I fell sideways laughing, with a friend and Anastasia.
I fell sideways laughing, with a friend from many stages.
I love the girl with sunlight in her hair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
I'm a cheater
I'm your Venus
I'm a cheater
I'm your Venus
I'm a p***s
I'm a liar.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire.
I'm a pianist
I'm your Venus
I'm the biggest
I'm your Venus
I'm the fire, Jordan's sire
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm tortillas
I'm your Venus
I'm you Venus
I'm your fire, cure desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire.
I'm you're fetus, I'm your fire
I'm your venus, I'm your fire
I'm you're fetus.
I'm your Venus.
I'm your Beavis.
I'm your Venus.
I'm your Enos
Got your pliers,
and they're on fire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire of joy and desire
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Jordan Almonds.
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, of your desire.
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, indulge me sire
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
Oh Messiah
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
Show desire!
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your Venus, I'm your flytrap
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire. Enjoy me, sire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
Enjoy me, Sire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, short 'n' sire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, the joke-he's got it.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your anus, I'm on fire.
You're a crier.
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
I'm your fetus,
I'm the child of your desire
I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your fetus.
I'm your Venus.
I'm your fetus.
I'm your venus.
I'm your fetus
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your fetus
On the fire-chokin' sire
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire
I'm your fetus
I'm on fire
I'm forty, sire!
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your fetus
I'm your bundle
Of joy, desire.
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your fire and Jordan Sire.
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your fire at Jordan sire.
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your fire, what's your desire?
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your fittest
I'm your fighter with joy
Yes, I am.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your genius
I'm your Venus
I'm your intravenus
On fire, George is your Siar.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire.
I'm your kitten
I'm your Venus
I'm your p****
I'm your fire
Georgie Sire.
or
I'm your p****
I'm your fire
Girl's desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your p****
I'm the fire in your v*****.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your p****
I'm your fireman
Jordan's sire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your p*nis
I'm your fire
Sperm supplier.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your penis, I'm your fire at your desire
I'm your Venus I'm your fire at your desire.
I was like 7 years old on holiday at Nelson (near Mount Gambier, Australia) and my parents had this on CD. I misheard the lyrics and would sing what I thought I heard
I'm your penis, I'm your fire, heart's desire.
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire.
I'm your penis, I'm your pride and joy.....desire
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire.
I'm your penis, and vagina...your desire
I'm your venus, I'm your fire at your desire
I'm your penis, arm your fire, chalk desire
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire your desire
I'm your penis.
I'm your fire. Your king sire.
I'm your Venus.
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your penis.
I'm your Venus.
I'm your penis.
I'm your venus.
I'm your penis
I'm inside you your desire
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire
I'm your penis
I'm on fire
Enjoy me, sire.
or
I'm your Venus
I'm on fire
What's your desire?
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your penis
I'm your fire and your desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
I'm your penis
I'm your fire
Georgie Sire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
I'm your sweetest
I'm your finest joy desire.
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
I've been fired, your desire.
I'm your fire at your desire.
I've got myself a muffing job
or
You've got me on a mountain top.
The goddess on the mountain top.
I've got myself a muffing job
The goddess on the mountain top
Iron penis
I'm your Venus.
Jesus on a mountaintop
Burning like a hurricane
Summit of duty and love
And Jesus was his name
He's got it
Yeah, baby he's got it
I'm your Jesus
I'm your sire
Your desire.
Goddess on a mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
Summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
Joy's y'all
At your desire
Jump me, sire.
At your desire
Make my list come through
Make my wish come true
Making every mailman
Making every man a man
Making every merriment
Making every man a man
Peenis, make her fare.
Venus, make her fair.
Pianist, if you will
Venus, if you will
She bought it
Yeah baby, she bought it
Well, I'm your penis
I'm your fire
And chocolate cyber
She's got it
Yeah baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire
She's covered
She's got it
She's goddess,
your baby she's goddess.
Well I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire
Jordy sire.
She's got it,
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire
At your desire
She's goddess
Your baby, she's goddess
Well I'm your Venus
I'm your bundle of joy
Yes I am.
She's got it,
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
She's got a summer mountain top
Burning like a summer flame
The sun ain't a beauty of love
And Venus was her name.
Goddess on a mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
Summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name.
She's got it.
Yeah baby she's got it.
I'm your penis, I'm your hire, at your desire..
She's got it.
Yeah baby she's got it.
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire.
At your desire
She's got me on a mountain top.
The goddess on the mountain top.
The Goddess of the muffin top
OR
You've got yourself a muffin top
A Goddess on a mountaintop
The weapons are like Crystal Light
Making every man a man
Black as the dark knight She-Ra
Had what no one else had
Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Making every man mad
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no one else had
Their godless on the mountain top.
The goddess on the mountain top
Tortoise, I am.
At your desire
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to kill.
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill.
Venus, make her fail
Venus, make her fair
Well, I'm your Venus I'm your fire. George's tire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Your desire
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
George... You're fired
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
Your desire
Well, on your Venus,
On your fire, Georgia fire
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire at your desire
You want it
Oh baby, she's got it!
She's got it
Yeah baby, she's got it.
You're my pnis.
You're my Venus.
Your baby, she's got it.
Yeah baby, she's got it.
Your son met a beauty in love
A summit of beauty and love