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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Thank You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want a vacuum
Original Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
For the Mustang of my life
Original Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
For the best day of my life
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
for giving me the mistake of my life
Original Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm sulking through and through
Original Lyrics:
And I'm soaking through and through
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And even if I could it'd all be great,
put your picture on my wall
Original Lyrics:
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then you head to the hotel
Original Lyrics:
And then you handed me a towel
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitch don’t call up wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Original Lyrics:
My teas gone cold
I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he's all cold, I wonder why
Now I'm all alone.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I wonder why
I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Forgot to masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got p*ssed today.
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay.
This word, as well as meaning annoyed or angry, also means "drunk" mainly in the UK, which is why I always thought the lyrics I misheard made sense!
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got pills today.
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got sloshed today
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Gotta pace today
My hatred feels in vein.
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your picture on my wall
Original Lyrics:
But your picture on my wall
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am, if I could at all regret
Bunch of pictures on my wall.
Original Lyrics:
And even if I could, it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drank too much last night,
God fails to pay
Original Lyrics:
I drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drank too much last night,
Got constipate
Original Lyrics:
I drank too much last night,
Got bills to pay
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I push the door I'm holding on
And I'm soaking through and through
Then you handed me a tampon.
Original Lyrics:
I push the door I'm home at last
And I'm soaking through and through
Then you handed me a towel, and...
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see Stone Cold and wonderin' why that I can't get it all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold and I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to spank you spank you
Original Lyrics:
I want to Thank you Thank you
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to thank you
For getting me busted for all my life
Original Lyrics:
I want to thank you
For giving me the best day of my life
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to thank you,
for living in the backstage of my life
Original Lyrics:
I want to thank you,
for giving me the best day of my life
Boyz II Men's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was wrong
Original Lyrics:
I was young
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm warning rain clouds off my window
Original Lyrics:
Morning rain clouds up my window
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, want to thank you
For giving me the last day of my life.
Original Lyrics:
I, want to thank you
For giving me the best day of my life.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Missed the bus
And they'll be hell to pay.
Original Lyrics:
Missed the bus
And there'll be hell today.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morning rain f***s up my window
And I can't see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Morning rain fogs up my window
And I can't see at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ear's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed today
I see Lorraine, she sucks my window I don't know why at all
And even if she could be all grey
With your picture on the wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pee's gone cold,
and I am high
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I wonder why,
but I don't fret at all
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I wonder why
I got out of bed at all
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why,
And I don't beg at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I wonder why
I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
And I don't care at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I won't drink wine
Got out of bed alone.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed alone
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I wonder why, Agarap Bererop
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's stone cold, I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tear's won't fall, I wonder why
I got out of bed alone.
The corn-filled brain-drops touch my windows.
I tansee you.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I Got out of bed at all.
The morning rain drops touch my window.
I can see you.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears don't crawl
I drank too much last night
Got pills to take
My head just feels insane
I miss the boss.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain
I've missed the bus.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears don't go, I'm wonderin' why
God oughta bid it all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea is stone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears don’t go
I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Original Lyrics:
My teas gone cold
I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears stone cold
Original Lyrics:
My teas gone cold
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears' stone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tease stone cold
or
My tea's stone cold.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea’s STONE COLD, I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
I believe this website (and many others) use incorrect North Americanized version of lyric. Would be great for dido to confirm the lyrics.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea’s gone cold I’m wonderin’ why,
And I don’t beg at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call I'm wondering why I got out of Benidorm
Horny raindrops on my window, and I can't see them all
Even if I could they would all be grey; got your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call me on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call up wondering why I'm not better off.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call
I'm wondering why, 'cause I'm not dead at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go on wonderin' why
Celebrate it all the moring rain clouds of my window
and I can't see it all
and even if I couldn't all be glad
put your picture on my wall
and it remind's me that its not so bad its not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at,
all the morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall it reminds me
that it's not so bad it's not so bad
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go, I wonder why
Get out of Planet Earth.
Original Lyrics:
Tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please dont call a hundred times without a care at all
wanna make love to my window
Original Lyrics:
My teas gone cold I wonder why I got out of bed at all
morning rain clouds up my window
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don’t call and wonder why I got out of bed alone.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your back against the wall
Original Lyrics:
Put your picture on my wall
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your pitcher on my wall
Original Lyrics:
Put your picture on my wall
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ran to the march last night
Got bids to pay
My head just feels, 'Invade!'
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
My head just feels in vain.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear are cold, I wonder why
But I'm not mad at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears don't come, I wonder why
But I don't mind at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears don't fall, I wonder why,
but I'll do better, forming rain clouds out my window,
which can't see the light,
and if I couldn't live without you,
with your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that its not so bad,
its not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at,
all the morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall it reminds me
that it's not so bad it's not so bad
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears don't flow, I'm wondering why
That I'm on Planet Earth.
Original Lyrics:
Tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
Led Zeppelin's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks to you, it will be dark.
Original Lyrics:
Thanks to you, it will be done.
Led Zeppelin's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks to you, it will be dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Thanks to you, it will be done.
Jamelia's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The vibes
Original Lyrics:
The fights
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you had at me attack
Original Lyrics:
Then you handed me a towel
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viva if I could live all be great
Original Lyrics:
Even if I could, it will all be great
Led Zeppelin's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When mountains crumble to the sea
Hell, there'll still be you and me
Original Lyrics:
When mountains crumble to the sea
There will still be you and me
Simple Plan's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your friendship, the good times we had
You can have a bath!
Original Lyrics:
Your friendship, the good times we had
You can have them back.

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