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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tainted Love that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've lost my life
For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
Original Lyrics:
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
Marilyn Manson's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't hear me please
I can't stand the way I sneeze.
I can't stand the way I sneeze.
Original Lyrics:
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease.
I cannot stand the way you tease.
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the taste of cheese.
I cannot stand the taste of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease.
I cannot stand the way you tease.
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch these keys
Original Lyrics:
Don't touch me please
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot stand the way you sneeze
Original Lyrics:
I cannot stand the way you tease
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot stand you say cheese
Original Lyrics:
I cannot stand the way you tease
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you all a boy could kill him
Original Lyrics:
I give you all a boy could give you
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you all a girl can give her
Original Lyrics:
I give you all a boy could give you
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you but you're ugly so,
Now I'm gonna pack my things and go
Now I'm gonna pack my things and go
Original Lyrics:
I love you though you hurt me so,
Now I'm gonna pack my things and go
Now I'm gonna pack my things and go
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't behave that way.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't pray that way.
Marilyn Manson's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't fly away.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't pray that way.
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get away from the pain you drive into a lot of me.
or
I've got to get away from the pain you drive into a lord of me.
or
I've got to get away from the pain you drive into a lord of me.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me.
Marilyn Manson's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a weird thing, tainted love
Original Lyrics:
Touch me baby, tainted love
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my tea son that's not Nellie Oh..
Original Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not Milly, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste my tears and that's not nearly normal
Original Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you drive into, Lordy me!
Original Lyrics:
From the pain you drive into the heart of me
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lovely Cher
Seems to go nowhere.
Seems to go nowhere.
Original Lyrics:
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere.
Seems to go nowhere.
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The things you try so hard on me.
Original Lyrics:
The pain you drive into the heart of me.
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