Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Spider Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Weeding on the hill
It's your friendly neightborhood
Kelly ringer, Emmy bringing
Spiderman, so beam up.
Sittin, on the hill
It's yo' friendly neighborhood
Cad leanin' and M.O. beamin'
Spida Man, so bewurr.
Think you're pretty funny, don't you think?
Think you're pretty funny, don't you freak?
Is he strong? Let's not doubt
He's that aerial acrobat.
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood.
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got HIV in his blood
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' plug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' bug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
Spidey the whitey
Spidey Hawaii
Welcome in, he's ignored.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
Theme from the original Spiderman cartoon series (1967).