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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sober that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Muse's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another boar, Jamie son, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Arbourler/Jameson, I love you.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeses don't chew, duck eat bristle.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a witless lawyer
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a worthless lawyer.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a worthless lawyer
I am just a window sill
I will only stomp and hate you
Trust in me if all is well.
I am just a window sill
I will only stomp and hate you
Trust in me if all is well.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well.
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a worthless lawyer
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a worthless lover
Original Lyrics:
I am just a worthless liar
Pink's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saved a pie, nothing can touch me
Original Lyrics:
I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will find a sensor in you
Original Lyrics:
I will find a center in you
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will only complicate you
Trust in me if all is well.
Trust in me if all is well.
Original Lyrics:
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall is well.
Trust in me and fall is well.
Jennifer Paige's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen her lain over the lane, and I am sober
Original Lyrics:
I see the light, oh what a light, and I am sober
Little Big Town's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a chicken from a never ending battle.
Original Lyrics:
It's like drinkin' from a never ending bottle
I can just see a bunch of war weary chickens coming up a path out of a valley, suddenly there are no more chickens. Then more start coming again.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you F*cking whistle,
something but the pat has done
something but the pat has done
or
Jesus blew his f*cking whistle,
something 'bout the past has done
something 'bout the past has done
or
Jesus blew his f*cking whistle,
something 'bout the past has done
something 'bout the past has done
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?
something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus blows his f**king whistle
someone has his pants undone
someone has his pants undone
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, wont you f**king whistle
something but the past and done?
something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus blows his tiny whistle
Something 'bout a passing nun!
Something 'bout a passing nun!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wants his bloody whistle
Something that the rat had done.
Something that the rat had done.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wants his f***ing whistle.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wants his f**king whistle! Something but the past and done.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f**king whistle? Something but the past and done.
When I first heard this song as a teenager, I thought he said "Jesus wants his f***ing whistle" and thought to myself "Well, who took it?"
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus was a f***ing whistle.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wasn't f***ing russel.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wasn't f**king with us
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f**king whistle
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus wet his f***ing whistle.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
something 'bout Dan Masterson
something 'bout Dan Masterson
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
something 'bout the past and done
something 'bout the past and done
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something 'bout the path of God?
Something 'bout the path of God?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something more to pass the time?
Something more to pass the time?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something more to pass the time?
Something more to pass the time?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle
Stomping like a pachyderm.
Stomping like a pachyderm.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle
Something for the pastor's son?
Something for the pastor's son?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus, won't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done?
Something but the past and done?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murder now the path we must lead
or
Murder now the path of muskwheat
or
Murder now the path of muskwheat
Original Lyrics:
Murder now, the path called 'must we
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murder now the path that must be.
Original Lyrics:
Murder now, the path called 'must we'.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murder now the path we must lead
Just because the sun has set
Jesus was a f**king whistler
Something but to pass the time
Just because the sun has set
Jesus was a f**king whistler
Something but to pass the time
Original Lyrics:
Murder now the path called "must we"
Just because the sun has come
Jesus don't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done
Just because the sun has come
Jesus don't you f***ing whistle
Something but the past and done
Kelly Clarkson's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picked all my wheat but kept the flour
Original Lyrics:
Picked all my weeds but kept the flowers
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poo upon the finger rests.
Original Lyrics:
Who upon the finger rests.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
She just blows her f***ing whistle
Original Lyrics:
Jesus won't you f***ing whistle.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every breath I take
shrouding every breath I take
Original Lyrics:
There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every step I take
shrouding every step I take
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting like I'm stuck in butter.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting like a stalking butler.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting like a Scrubbing Bubble
Who upon the finger rests.
Who upon the finger rests.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting like a stalking butler
Who upon the finger rests.
Who upon the finger rests.
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we dream forever?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we drink forever?
Tool's, "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we knock things over?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we not be sober?
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