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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Scarborough Fair/Canticle that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
(A soldier creams and Polish is a femme,)
Then she'll be a true glove of mind.
Original Lyrics:
(A soldier cleans and polishes a gun,)
Then she'll be a true love of mine.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A soldier creams and Polish is a femme,
Then she'll be a true glove of mind.
Original Lyrics:
(A soldier cleans and polishes a gun)
Then she'll be a true love of mine.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stage rolls merrily by.
Original Lyrics:
Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stage rolls merrily by.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stage rolls merrily by.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair?
Pass the stage, rosemary, and Tom.
Remember me to one who lives there,
She once was a true love of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Remember me to one who lives there,
She once was a true love of mine.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Harvard or Yale?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scar, fellow friend?
Pass me sleigh, throws Mary on time.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarbo affair?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough fair?
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Horse sweet hay rows merry and time.
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley's angel, Mary and bright
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Todd
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Partly singing rosemary and mine
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarlett O'Hare?
Parsnips say Rosemary is blind
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to clobber a bear?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to scar an old friend?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to scarper, old friend?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you going to start an affair?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to Scarborough fair?
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the stage grows merry and bright
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
As they say sweet Mary and tides
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
For they say 'twas merry and bright
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our sweet saviors Mary and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parcly say draws Mary and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Park Ave. suites, angels, Mandy and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley Sedge Roads, merry in time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley sage, rose Mary and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
(as in rise)
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley saved Rosemary in time.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley's angels, Mary and Tom
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, angels, Mary and time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
(Robot Transformers are sentenced to kill)
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
(Generals order their soldiers to kill)
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Partly aged Romanian wine
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Partly shaved Rosemary in time
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pat is gay with lemon and lime.
Original Lyrics:
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember me to Underwood Square
Original Lyrics:
Remember me to one who lives there
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember me to underman's lair
Original Lyrics:
Remember me to one who lives there
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robot Transformers are sentenced to kill
Original Lyrics:
Generals order their soldiers to kill
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeps on a willow brook, cloudy and calm.
Original Lyrics:
Sleeps unaware of the clarion call.
Recently when I heard singer L.P. perform a different rendition, it awakened a curiously of the deeper meaning and derivation of the song.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a chamomile shirt
or
Tell her to make me a Camembert shirt
or
Tell her to make me a camel hair shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without no screaming needle poke
Original Lyrics:
Without no seams nor needle work

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