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'Bout half a dinosaur
'Bout half a mile or so
And you gave me nothing that returned
And you gave me nothing in return
Baby wants a trice.
Baby, once or twice
I gave you my heart, and I tried to make it happen.
I gave you my heart, and I tried to make you happy.
I guess I was just fish for bacon.
I guess I was just wishful thinking.
I guess I was just
Fish for bacon.
I guess I was just
Wishful thinking.
I know it's shame, but I'm giving you back your ring.
I know it's shame, but I'm giving you back your name.
It was plain to see that
This Motown boy like me
Just wasn't your cup of tea
I was fish for bacon
It was plain to see that
A small town boy like me
Just wasn't your cup of tea
It was wishful thinking
It was plain to see
That you stand girl like me.
It was plain to see
That a small town girl just like me
Sail on down line
But I have some money so.
Sail on down the line
'Bout a half a mile or so.
Salon, salon, salon, salon
Sail on, sail on, sail on, sail on
Savior down the line
Sail on down the line
Sayreville
Sail on
Sayreville is a borough in the state of New Jersey.
Wasn't your puppetry
Wasn't your cup of tea