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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Poison that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Bell Biv Devoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause in some auction you'll think she's the best thing in the world.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause in some portions you'll think she's the best thing in the world.
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
A f*** sake, tryin' to rob this f***ing chair man
Original Lyrics:
Aw f***'s sake, tryin' to write this f***in' tune, man
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my census tells me to stop
Original Lyrics:
But my senses tell me to stop
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
But your lips are better than poison
Original Lyrics:
But your lips are venomous poison
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor's appointment!
He got the remedy!
He got the remedy!
Original Lyrics:
I got the poison!
I got the remedy!
I got the remedy!
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
For f*** sake, Dana Roger is f***ing Jim, man
Original Lyrics:
Aw f*** sake, tryin' to write this f***in' tune, man
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
For f*** sake, tryin' to rob me f***in' gym, man?
Original Lyrics:
Aw f*** sake, tryin' to write this f***in' tune, man
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, there's someone on the phone for you
F***s ain't, ya trying to rob this f***ing chair, man.
F***s ain't, ya trying to rob this f***ing chair, man.
Original Lyrics:
Liam, someone on the phone for you.
F***'s sake, trying to write this f***ing tune, man.
F***'s sake, trying to write this f***ing tune, man.
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna break these chairs
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna break these chains
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a breakfast chain.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna break these chains.
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got no concept of rhythm or melody
Original Lyrics:
I got the pulsating rhythmical melody
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the poison to make a calamity
Original Lyrics:
I got the pulsating rhythmical remedy
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the poison,
I got the remedy,
I got the poison, the riff and the melody
I got the remedy,
I got the poison, the riff and the melody
Original Lyrics:
I got the poison,
I got the remedy,
I got the pulsating rhythmical remedy
I got the remedy,
I got the pulsating rhythmical remedy
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the poison
I got the lemonade
I got the lemonade
Original Lyrics:
I got the poison
I got the remedy
I got the remedy
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the poison
I got the remedy
I got the poison, so make a cold remedy.
I got the remedy
I got the poison, so make a cold remedy.
Original Lyrics:
I got tha poison
I got tha remedy
I got the pulsating rhythmical remedy.
I got tha remedy
I got the pulsating rhythmical remedy.
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the poison
I got the renegade.
I got the renegade.
Original Lyrics:
I got the poison
I got the remedy.
I got the remedy.
Meg Myers', "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really want your poison, ah ah ah
Original Lyrics:
I really want your poison l-o-o-ove
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna kiss you but your lips are venom, Ms. Poison
Original Lyrics:
I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to chase you
but your lips are feminist poison
but your lips are feminist poison
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you
but your lips are venomous poison
but your lips are venomous poison
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you, but your lips aren't there and it's poison.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are better as poisoned.
But your lips are better as poisoned.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison.
But your lips are venomous poison.
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are feminist poison.
But your lips are feminist poison.
Original Lyrics:
I want to taste you
But your lips are venomous poison.
But your lips are venomous poison.
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was you, I'd take a portion
Original Lyrics:
If I was you, I'd take precaution
Bell Biv Devoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Bigger Lover
That girl is poison.
That girl is poison.
Original Lyrics:
Miss her, kiss her, love her
That girl is poison.
That girl is poison.
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never trust a big brother to smile
Original Lyrics:
Never trust a big butt and a smile
Bell Biv Devoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never trust a big button smile
Original Lyrics:
Never trust a big butt and a smile
Bell Biv Devoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never trust a big button smile
Original Lyrics:
Never trust a big butt and a smile
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rob Moore, you're dead.
Original Lyrics:
Wrong move, you're dead.
Rancid's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Room full of f**s and I can't find the door.
Original Lyrics:
Room full of spies and I can't find the door.
Rancid's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Short people are poison.
Original Lyrics:
Some people are poison.
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spiderman in the freezer in full effect
Original Lyrics:
Spiderman and freeze in full effect
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spot a man and freeze in full effect.
or
Spotamatic freeze in full effect.
or
Spotamatic freeze in full effect.
Original Lyrics:
Spiderman and freeze in full effect
Bell Biv Devoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spot a man of freedom for a fact
Original Lyrics:
Spiderman & Freeze in full effect
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spotomatic freeze in full effect,
or
Spot a man of freedom for a fact,
or
Spot a man and freeze in full efect
or
Spot a man of freedom for a fact,
or
Spot a man and freeze in full efect
Original Lyrics:
Spyderman and Freeze in full effect
If you look at the Wikipedia entry for Bell Biv DeVoe, you'll see that producers named Spyderman and Dr. Freeze worked on the album that Poison appears on. So these lyrics are supposed to be Bell Biv DeVoe giving a shout out to the producers.
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal your car, when you're gone
Original Lyrics:
Steal your heart, when you're blind
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl is Boyzone
Original Lyrics:
That girl is poison
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl is toys-in
Original Lyrics:
That girl is poison
Bell Biv Devoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, spot em' in a freezer full of fat.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, spot a man of freedom for a fact.
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boyfriend
Boyfriend running through my brain.
Boyfriend running through my brain.
Original Lyrics:
Your poison
Your poison running through my veins.
Your poison running through my veins.
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cruel demise
Your bloodshot eyes
Your bloodshot eyes
Original Lyrics:
Your cruel devise
Your blood, like ice
Your blood, like ice
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your poison run in though my legs.
Original Lyrics:
Your poison running through my veins.
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on bread
Black lace on bread
Original Lyrics:
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
Black lace on sweat
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