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A digitalis ball
The digit counters fall
A pinball wizard got such a show-full wrist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
A pinball wizard's got such a soulful wrist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
A pinball wizard's got such a subtle wrist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
A pinball wizard's got such a suffrage
A pinball wizard's got supple wrist
Becomes one with the machine
Becomes part of the machine
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the Super Bowl.
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the silver ball.
He sure plays a mean steel guitar.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
He sure shoots a mean spitball
He sure plays a mean pinball
He's a big balled wizard
He's a pinball wizard
He's a big tall lizard
He's a pinball wizard
He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a trick
Pinball wizard's got such a cup of this
He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
He's a pinhead wizard
He's a pinball wizard
His disciples needed him, and he just does his best
His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest
How do you think he doesn't?
How do you think he does it?
I stepped on the blanket
Show play the beans pinball!
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!
I thought I was the Bally table kid
I thought I was the Bally table king
I thought I was the batty cable king
I thought I was the Bally table king
I thought I was the body table king
I thought I was The Bally table king
I thought I was the veritable king.
I thought I was the Bally table king.
I thought I was
The mighty table king
I thought I was
The Bally table king
Just slap his eyeballs in,
and he just does the rest
His disciples lead him in,
and he just does the rest
Linus' security blanket
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
She's a pitbull wizard
She's a pinball wizard
Short laser beam pinball
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Short played a meat-pinball
Sure plays a mean pinball.
So pleased to meet you all
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Stepped on a blanket
Deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean Ping Pong
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure plays a mean tune bong.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Sure pleased to meet him BONG!
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That cat stomping bling kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
or
That death, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That daddy stole a blanket
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
That damn f****ng blind kid
Shout 'cause he can't bawl.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That dead dummy's bear and pig
Sure plays a mean stickball.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That dead lump of slime, kid,
sure plays a mean pinball
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid,
sure plays a mean pinball
That deaf double black kid
Sure plays the mean pin ball.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf dumb and a blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure had big big b***s.
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
McFly's,
"Pinball Wizard"
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Shaun plays a mean pinball.
The deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf summer blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
That deaf, dumb and blind kid, Sean plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb and blink kid
Sure plays a mean guitar.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb black kid
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
That deaf, dumb, and blanket
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure is a mean kid, Paul.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb, black kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb, blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deat, dumb, blind kid
Sure has big big b***s.
That deaf dumb, blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That death of a black kid
That deaf dumb and blind kid
That deft thumb of lightning
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
That depth on the fly kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
The deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
That depth on the fly kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
or
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Short, crazy, mean, thin, tall.
The deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That poor little black kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
The digit counts his ball
The digit counters fall