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And mustard pinstripe gym shorts on
And run through with my gym shorts on
I could hide that ugly bear.
I could hide out under there.
I just made you say where
or
I just made juicy underwear
or
I just made juicy underwear
I just made you say underwear
I just made you say, 'Under where?'
I just made you say underwear.
I just may juice my underwear.
I just made you say underwear.
It's like the quiche you try to remember but it's gone
or
It's like the keys you try to remember but it's gone
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
Kiss me
or
French me
or
Flinch me
Pinch me
Out your trombone
Out your front door
Please god, kill me
cuz I'm still asleep
Please god, tell me
that I'm still asleep
There's a breastaurant down the street
There's a restaurant down the street
There's a restroom down the street,
where hungry people like to eat
There's a restaurant down the street,
where hungry people like to eat
Try to figure out what all this shit's for
Try to figure out what all this is for
When you realize you gotta suck my d**k a while
When you realize a guy my size might take a while