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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> P -> Patience
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Patience that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Guns N' Roses', "Patience"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't have you right now. Away, dear.
Original Lyrics:
If I can't have you right now, I'll wait, dear
Lloyd Cole & the Commotions', "Patience"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get depressions of love through lack of paitence.
Original Lyrics:
I get the pressures of life through lack of patience.
Take That's, "Patience"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hope he comes inside your a** tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close inside your arms tonight.
Guns N' Roses', "Patience"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad shoe man take it slow
Original Lyrics:
Sad woman take it slow
Guns N' Roses', "Patience"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I get so p**sed.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I get so tense.
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