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And here's to you, Mrs Robinson,
She's a slut much more than you could know,
You ho, ho, ho
And here's to you, Mrs Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you could know,
Woah, woah, woah
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
She's a slutty moron you will know... oh, oh, oh.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know... oh, oh, oh.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut oh
more than you could know
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you
more than you could know
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus doesn't love you anymore
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than we do, he has to. (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know. (Wo, wo, wo)
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know, woh, woh, woh
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woh, woh, woh
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut, oh, more than you could know
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you could know
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slutty whore that you will know.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
And please to you, this is Robinson.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
And please to you, this is Robinson
Jesus loves your more than you will know.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Anyway, I like your itchy boobs.
Every way you look at it, you lose.
Captain Joe has left and gone away
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Captain Kirk has left and gone away
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Cheese is lovely, more than you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Cook cook a Jew, Mrs. Robinson
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Georgia Joe has left and gone away.
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Go cook a Jew, Mrs. Robinson
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Go cook a Jew, Mrs. Robinson
Koo Koo Ka Choo, Mrs. Robinson
God Bless Your Sneeze, Mr. Roger's Son
God Bless You Please, Mrs. Robinson
God bless shipley's
God bless you please
God bless the police
God bless you please
God bless the trees, Mrs Robinson
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
God bless the trees, Mrs. Robinson
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
God bless you please, Master Robinton
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for hoes who pray, hey hey hey
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
God bless your fleas, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who prey
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
God bless your fleas, Mrs. Robinson.
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
God bless your knees, Mrs. Robinson.
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
God bless your sneeze, Mr. Roger's son
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
God help your fleas, Mrs. Robinson.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson.
Going to a candlelights "Gebet".
Going to the candidates' debate.
(this is German for "Prayer")
Going to a candlelights "Gebet"
(this is German for "Prayer")
Going to the candidates' debate.
Was just wondering about what new kind of prayer that might be ;-)
Going to the camp to bake a cake
Going to the candidates' debate.
Going to the camp to gangsturbate.
Going to the candidates' debate.
Going to the can the day's debate
Going to the candidates debate
Going to the can to masquerade
Going to a candidates debate
Going to the can to masturbate
Going to a candidates debate
Going to the candidates to date
Going to the candidates' debate
Going to the candles ate de grapes!
Going to the candidates debate
Going to the candy dates to date.
Going to the candidates' debate.
Goo goo g'joob, Mrs. Robinson
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven has a place for hoes who pray
Hey, hey, hey!
Heaven has a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey!
Heaven holds a place for 'hos that pray
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Heaven holds a place for 'hos that pray
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Heaven holds a place for bowls of grain
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Heaven holds a place for those who bray
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Heaven holds a place for those who breed.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Heaven holds a place for those who bring hay
Hay, hay, hay
Hay, hay, hay.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey.
Heaven holds a place for those who drink.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Heaven holds a place for those who wait.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Heaven holds a place for whores who pray
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Heaven holds no place for those gays.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Heaven holds no place for those gays.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Here's to you, Mrs Robinson
She's a slutty mole that you all know
Here's to you, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
She's a slutty Mormon you will know, whoa whoa whoa
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know, Whoa whoa whoa
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
She's a slutty woman you might know.
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more then you might know.
Hiding in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
It's a little secret that the Robin tells the bear.
It's a little secret, just the Robinson's affair.
It's a little secret, Chester Robinson's affair.
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
It's a little secret, Mrs. Robinson's a bear
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons are here.
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons are there.
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons are there.
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
Jeff and Joe has left and gone away
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Jesus loved you more when you were young
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Jesus loves you more than your old nose
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Joe D'o has left and gone away.
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
Joe to Joe has left and gone away.
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
Joe to Joe has left and gone away.
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
Joe, dear Joe has left and gone away.
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
Joe-di-Joe has left and gone away
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Jokin' Joe has left and gone away.
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
Kevin holds a place for those who pray.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Look around you all you see are sympathetic lies.
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes.
Look around you all you see are sympathetic lies
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
Look around you, all you see are simple-headed guys
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Look around you.
All you see are simple-headed guys
Look around you.
All you see are sympathetic eyes
Measles loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah!
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo!
Mrs Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know
Ho, ho, ho.
Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo.
Our nation turns its roamin' eyes to you
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Put it in a pear tree with your cupcakes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Put it in the pantry with your cumcakes
Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
Put it in your banshee with your cupcakes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Put it in your pan and bake your cupcakes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Put it in your panties with your car keys
Put it in your pantry with the cupcakes
Put it in your panties with your cupcakes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Put it in your pants and eat your cupcakes.
Put in in your pantry with your cupcakes.
Put it in your pants with your cupcakes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Put it in your pants, eat it with your cupcakes
Put in in your pantry with your cupcakes
Put it in your pants, you're with your cupcake
Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
Reaching in your pants you move your conscience
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
Reaching in your pants, you move your car keys
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
She is the sluttiest woman you would know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a Sluzzy moron you will know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a s!ut that you already know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slushy moment you will know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a slut and more than you know.
Jesus loves you more then you will know.
She's a slut from more than you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slut here, more than you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slut more than you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slut more than you will know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a slut you more than you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slut, more than you will know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a slut, more than you will know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a slut, yeah, more than you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slut. That's more than you should know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slut. Yes, more then you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slutty Mormon don't you know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a slutty Mormon you will know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a slutty Mormon, you should know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slutty Mormon, you will know,
Whoa-whoa-whoa.
Jesus loves you more than you will know,
Whoa-whoa-whoa.
She's a slutty Mormon, you will know
Jesus loves you more than you will know
She's a slutty morbid you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's a slutty nurse and you will know (Wo wo wo)
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo)
She's a sluzzy moron you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
She's the slutty mormon that all you know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Shout about it, loud about it
When you've got the shoes.
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose.
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the can to masturbate.
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate.
Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the can to masquerade.
Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate's debate.
Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the can to masturbate.
Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate's debate.
The devil holds a place for those who pray.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Where have you gone, Joe Samaggio?
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Where have you gone, Joe and Benji-O?
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Where have you gone, join the Majio?
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Where have you gone? Show the banj-i-o!
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Where have you gone? You're imaginable
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Your cheese is lovely, more than you will know.
Jesus loves you more than you will know.