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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lord's Prayer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Forgive us our trash passes,
as we forgive those who passed trash against us
And forgive us our tresspasses,
as we forgive those who tresspass against us
Our Father, makes art in Heaven
How do you know my name?
Our Father, Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
And deliver us from eagles.
And deliver us from evil.
And forgive us our dance, as we forgive our baskets
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors
And forgive us our dance
As we forgive our baskets
And forgive us our debts
As we forgive our debtors
And forgive us our trash, as we forgive our baskets
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors
And forgive us our trash
As we forgive our baskets
And forgive us our debts
As we forgive our debtors
And lead a snot into temptation
And lead us not into temptation
And lead us not into Pem Station.
And lead us not into temptation.
And lead us not into the tension, but deliver us from people.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
And lead us not to Penn Station.
And lead us not into temptation.
And the power and the glory, forever again
And the power and the glory, forever, Amen
Aunt Leda's not into temptation
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from Mabel
But deliver us from evil
Deliver us some E-mail
Deliver us from evil.
For mine is the kingdom, and the flower and the jewelery.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power and the glory.
For time is the kingdom
For thine is the kingdom
For time is the kingdom
For thine is the kingdom
Forgive us our trashbaskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.
Forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
Give us our stale and daily bread
or
Give us this stale and daily bread
Give us this day our daily bread
Hollywood be thy name.
Hallowed be Thy name.
I lead a snot into temptation
And lead us not into temptation
Leave us not into Kemp's Station.
And lead us not into temptation.
Our Father which art in Heaven, Harold be thy name.
Our Father which art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Our Father who art in Heaven
Howard be Thy Name.
Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Our Father, Richard in Heaven
Harold be Thy name.
Our Father, which art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name.
Our Father, Who is locked in Heaven...
For mine is the kingdom, the flower and the jewelery.
Our Father, Who art in Heaven...
For thine is the kingdom, the Power and the Glory.
Our Father, Who is locked in Heaven
Our Father, which art in heaven
Our Father, which hard hit Kevin
Our Father, which art in heaven
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hello! How be thy name?
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Our Father, who hard hit Kevin
Our Father, which art in heaven
Our Father, who's art in Heaven
Howard be thy Name
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy Name
Our Father
Who shouts from Heaven
'Hello, what is your name?'
Our Father
Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Our father who art in Heaven
Harold be thy name.
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy name.
Our father, Witch heart in heaven, Harold be thy name
Our father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name
Our father, which art in heaven, Howard be thy name
Thy kingdom come, thighs will be done
Honor Thespians in heaven
Our father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
On Earth as it is in heaven
Our father, which art in heaven
Howard be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thighs will be done
Honor Thespians in heaven
Our father, which art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in heaven
Our father
Witch heart in heaven
Harold be thy name
Our father, which art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Our father
Witch heart in heaven
Harold be thy name
Our father, which art in heaven
Hallowed by thy name
Our fathers, which aren't in heaven, hollowed be thy name
Our father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name