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Have a notional life, wontcha?
OR
Have an objectionable life, wontcha?
OR
Have your nose in the moonlight, wontcha?
Heaven knows your mother lied, mon cher
Helen's gone and Ellen's here
There's nothing left for you, De Beers.
Hell has gone and Heaven's here
there's nothing left for you to fear.
Queen's,
"Let Me Entertain You"
If you wanna see some action, get some other f***ing band.
If you wanna see some action, you get nothing but the best.
Lemmy, entertain you
Let me entertain you
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sleep
He dropped a bill
And sell a sheep
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sheep
He popped a pill
And fell asleep
Separate your a*se from Rome
Separate your right from wrongs
The Jew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your man gives birth with the habits you've learned
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
I do not have anything against Jewish people, this is just what I heard as lyrics. I am sorry if this offended anyone.
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