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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Let Me Entertain You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Robbie Williams', "Let Me Entertain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a notional life, wontcha?
OR
Have an objectionable life, wontcha?
OR
Have your nose in the moonlight, wontcha?
Original Lyrics:
Heaven knows your mother lied, mon cher
Robbie Williams', "Let Me Entertain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helen's gone and Ellen's here
There's nothing left for you, De Beers.
Original Lyrics:
Hell has gone and Heaven's here
there's nothing left for you to fear.
Queen's, "Let Me Entertain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna see some action, get some other f***ing band.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna see some action, you get nothing but the best.
Robbie Williams', "Let Me Entertain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemmy, entertain you
Original Lyrics:
Let me entertain you
Robbie Williams', "Let Me Entertain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sleep
He dropped a bill
And sell a sheep
Original Lyrics:
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sheep
He popped a pill
And fell asleep
Robbie Williams', "Let Me Entertain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Separate your a*se from Rome
Original Lyrics:
Separate your right from wrongs
Robbie Williams', "Let Me Entertain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your man gives birth with the habits you've learned
Original Lyrics:
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
I do not have anything against Jewish people, this is just what I heard as lyrics. I am sorry if this offended anyone.

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