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Bear in the road
There in the road
But now she's gone
Even though I hold her tights.
But now she's gone
Even though I hold her tight.
I held her close, I kissed her all askance.
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss.
Now she's gone, even though I'm older-type.
Now she's gone, even though I hold her tight.
Oh well, oh well, could my baby pee?
Oh where, oh where could my baby be?
Oh where oh where has my baby been
Oh where oh where can my baby be
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
She owns the Statue of Liberty
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
So I can hear my baby when I leave her this song
So I can see my baby when I leave this world
Something worn coming to my eyes
or
Something worn going in my eye
Something warm flowing through my eyes
The pink ice cream
The painful scream
There in the road strayed a hedge.
There in the road, straight ahead
There in the road, straight, a hinge
There in the road, straight ahead
This is the 1999 remake of the song and it sounds like it's by Hootie & the Blowfish. It is not the J. Frank Wilson version of the '60's nor the '70's version by Wednesday.
This earth has called out my name
I should go out there again
So why could hear somebody pray
And prayers will follow me.
Desert has called out my name
I should go out there again
So I could hear somebody pray
And prayers will follow me.
We hadn't driven there before
We hadn't driven very far
Well, where oh where can my baby be?
The law took her away from me
Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me.