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And I love you, Beth
You're not like the rest.
And I love you best
You're not like the rest.
Domesticated lady
Sophisticated lady
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
'Cause baby I do.
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
'Cause maybe, I do.
Fear for the winter
Feel for the winter
Feel for the winter, but don't have a coat on
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
For one night in shot of honor
I'm your knight in shining armor
I have no dancers in the cold with a wallaby.
I have no answers but know where I want to be.
I know she's a stupid lady.
I know she's a super lady.
I know she's a stupid lady
I'm weekend, I'm not crazy, yah.
I know she's a super lady
I'm weak and I've gone hazy, yah.
I'm gonna leave you
I'm gonna need you
I'm your night in shining arbor
I'm your knight in shining armor
I've rooted for you for so long
I've waited for you for so long
In my mind, I see no one else loves you.
In my eyes, I see no one else but you.
Just touch me
And my troubles are vain.
Just touch me
And my troubles all fade.
Lunchtime in her eyes
Sunshine in her eyes
No intercourse
And she forgets.
And winter comes
And she forgets.
Old lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor makin' me want you somehow
Oh, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor makin' me want you somehow
On a night in shiny harbor
I'm your knight in shiny armor
Only you can shave me
Only you can save me
Reagan
Lady
As in Ronald Reagan
She's not jaded
She's not shady
So busy catered lady
Sophisticated lady
So fist a Katie lady.
Sophisticated lady
So lady, grab a look at me now.
So lady, let me take a look at you now.
Some fisted-catered lady
Sophisticated lady
Some physical lady
or
So physical lady
Sophisticated lady
Some this invaded lady
Sophisticated lady
Sparkly fear and loathing
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
Touch me and my troubles are vain
Lady from the moment I saw you standing all along the wall
You gave all the love that I needed
So shine like a child who had born
Touch me and my troubles all fade
Lady from the moment I saw you standing all alone
You gave all the love that I needed
So shy like a child who had grown
Touch me, and my trouble abade.
or
Touch me, and my troubles obeyed.
Touch me, and my troubles all fade.
Walk around you
Look around you
You're my neighbor
You're my lady
You're there on the dance floor
Making me want you soft cloud.
or
You're there on the dance floor
Making me watch you soft cloud.
You're there on the dance floor
Making me want you somehow.
Your hands give me up when I'm shrinking
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
You’re Greg Brady
You’re my lady
You’re my rainbow
You’re my lady