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Ah Mater Betrayer.
Ah Mater
Much later.
Ah Mater Lord Vader!
Ah, mater
Much later.
Ah mater,
Fur trader
Ah, mater
Much later.
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah mater
One slayter.
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Don Slater.
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, portrayed her.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
And Jet, I thought the only lonely face was on the moon
And Jet, I thought the only lonely place was on the moon
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin' again.
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin', Jet.
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
And Jet
I thought the major wasn't related -so for a Jet!
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
And jet
I thought the major was sir a lady, so for a jet.
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
And yet
I thought I made you just a little late to suffer a jet.
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
Chet!
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, horse trader.
Jet!
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Darth Vader
Ah Mater
I kept thinking it sounded like "Darth Vader" even though Star Wars didn't exist until 1977.
I can almost remember a thousand races
I can almost remember their funny faces
Editor's note: Song was credited as by Paul McCartney & Wings (not just Wings, or Paul McCartney by himself).
I can almost remember their bloody maces.
I can almost remember their funny faces.
I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, much later.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
I met her much later.
Ah, mater, much later
I thought he told you that you were the Olin of Kent.
How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet?
I thought that the major was a lady, suffer again.
I thought that the major was a lady suffragette.
I thought the Major was a lady except for her jet.
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
I thought the Major
Was a real lady, suffer again.
I thought the Major
Was a little lady suffragette.
I thought the major was a related sufferer
Jet!
I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Jet!
I thought the major, was a lady--so far a jet, Jet!
I thought the major was a lady suffragette
I'll make her Paul Shaffer.
Ah Mater, much later
I'll mate her,
want jet to always love me
Ah mater,
want jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, Darth Vader!
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, much later
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater... much later
I'll mate her.
Ah, Mater!
I'll meet her
One chick to always love me
I'll meet her, much later.
Ah, Mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later.
I'm made to want 'Jet' to always love me.
...Ah mater want 'Jet' to always love me.
I have no idea what "Ah mater" means.
Jet major, want Jet to always love me.
Ah mater, want Jet to always love me.
Suffer again, Jeff!
Suffragette Jet
Supper again, Jeff
Suffrogate jet
Want 'Chet' to always love me.
Want 'Jet' to always love me.