Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Irreplaceable that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Doodling, doodling
To the left, to the left
Go 'head and get down.
Go 'head and get gone.
Hurry up for your Tasti-Lees
Hurry up before your taxi leaves
If I farted, please don't touch
If I bought it, please don't touch
If I parted, please don't touch.
If I bought it, please don't touch.
Put Jermaine, your mandolin, in it.
'Cause you made your bed, now lay in it.
So don't you ever for a saggy Mitsubishi
You're irreplaceable.
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable.
Toodle-oo, toodle-oo
To the left, to the left
Who f--ked the doughnut king?
You must not know 'bout me.
Yes, if I parted, please don't touch.
Yes, if I bought it, please don't touch.
You must bend over me.
You must not know about me.
You must have known over me.
You must not know 'bout me.
You must have no bottom knee.
You must not know 'bout me.
You must have not bothered me.
You must not know 'bout me.
You must have novacaine.
You must not know 'bout me.
You must not know of me
You must not know about me
You must not know what I mean.
You must not know about me.
You must not nover me.
You must not know about me.
You must run over me, you must run over me.
You must not know 'bout me, you must now know 'bout me.
You must run over me, you must run over me
You must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me
The lyrics I heard are much better & perfectly fit the song, especially since Beyonce sounds whiney after a while!
You must that know by me.
You must not know 'bout me.