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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Love You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And I phone God to tell you I love you...
and I'm green in my condition
for I cannot find the words to say I need you so
And I forgot to tell you I love you...
And I grieve in my condition
for I cannot find the strength to say I need you so
And a man, so totally
Wrapped up emotionally
trapped and so physically
Active, so recklessly
I need you, so definetly
Sure as the sky is blue
Baby, I love you, I love you
And I'm in so totally
Wrapped up emotionally
Attracted so physically
Actin' so recklessly
I need you so desperately
Sure as the sky is blue
Baby, I love you, I love you
Maybe I drink too much
Maybe I dream too much
So restlessly I need you
So recklessly I need you
Some nights I can't sweep
Some nights I can't sleep
Thanks again for being a friend,
and saying you're outta my life
Thanks again for being a friend,
and straightening out my life
We're best fans as fans should be
We're best friends as friends should be
We’re an unhappy family
We’re a happy family
You like Evian
Your life ain't begun
You said you're much too young to eat egg foo yung, let's walk for awhile
You said you're much too young, your life ain't begun, let's walk for awhile
Your love means more to me
Than all the vicious women in the sea.
Your love means more to me
Than all the fishes swimming in the sea.