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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Am A Rock that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in my womb, safe within my womb
I touched your wonders and no one touches me.
Original Lyrics:
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Iraq, I am an onion
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Iraq, I am in Ireland.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Iraq, I am in Thailand.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a mop, I am an orange.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an entrepeneur.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an iron man
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an item
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an old man
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an onion.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an otter
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am in Thailand.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a rott, I am rottweiler.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a wok, frying an onion.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am still dead in my armor.
Original Lyrics:
I am shielded in my armor.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ham Iraq, I have an eye, man!
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island!
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a rock, I have an island.
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my books,
and my poultry to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books,
and my poetry to protect me
Simon & Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my books,
and I grow a tree to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books
and my poetry to protect me
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my buckles, and poetry to protect me.
Original Lyrics:
I have my books, and my poetry to protect me
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have my looks
and my poetry to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books
and my poetry to protect me
Simon and Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no need of bloodshed
Bloodshed causes pain.
Original Lyrics:
I have no need of friendship
Friendship causes pain.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in Iraq, I am in Thailand
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an Island
Simon & Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been walls
Original Lyrics:
I've built walls
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waltzed
A fort that's deep and mighty.
Original Lyrics:
I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been warned.
Original Lyrics:
I've built walls.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Diefendorf December
Original Lyrics:
In a deep and dark December
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my pod tree to protect me
Original Lyrics:
With my poetry to protect me
Editor's note: "With my I-pod tree" would clearly be an anachronism since this song clearly predates the Ipod by several decades.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my palm tree to protect me
Original Lyrics:
And my poetry to protect me
Simon & Garfunkel's, "I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Sheol, dead in my arbor
Original Lyrics:
I am shielded in my armor
Simon and Garfunkel's, "I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a Rob, I am a Robert
Original Lyrics:
I am a rock, I am an island.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no need of Frenchies, French just causes pain
It's laughter and it's nothing I can stain..
Original Lyrics:
I have no need of friendship; friendship causes pain
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
Simon and Garfunkel's, "I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's laughter and it's nothing I disdain
or
Its laughter and its nothing I disdain
Original Lyrics:
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.

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