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Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you could have it all,
My in pirate dirt.
My in pirate dirt.
Original Lyrics:
And you could have it all,
My empire of dirt.
My empire of dirt.
“Pirate dirt”. Doesn’t make sense, can you hear it?
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you could have it all
Lying pile of dirt.
Lying pile of dirt.
Original Lyrics:
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt.
My empire of dirt.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wear this crown of shap
Upon my idol's chair.
Upon my idol's chair.
Original Lyrics:
I wear this crown of s***
Upon my liar's chair.
Upon my liar's chair.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would kill myself, I would find a way.
Original Lyrics:
I would keep myself, I would find a way.
Christina Aguilera's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry for breaking you
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry for blaming you
Christina Aguilera's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry for playing you
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry for blaming you
Christina Aguilera's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry for raping you
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry for blaming you
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I get stood up
There a million miles away
I would kick myself
I would fly away.
There a million miles away
I would kick myself
I would fly away.
Original Lyrics:
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way.
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now what have I done
My Swedish friend?
My Swedish friend?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become
My sweetest friend?
My sweetest friend?
Christina Aguilera's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, Sarah phoned, blaming you
And everything that is good and due.
And everything that is good and due.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, I'm sorry for blaming you
For everything I just couldn't do.
For everything I just couldn't do.
Christina Aguilera's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry, fool
Blamin' you.
Blamin' you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry for
Blamin' you.
Blamin' you.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Beatles vault a pole.
Original Lyrics:
The needle tears a hole.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire could start again a million miles away.
Original Lyrics:
If I could start again, a million miles away
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become, my Swedish friend?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become, my Sweedish friend.
Everyone I know, go away Indian
Everyone I know, go away Indian
Original Lyrics:
What have I become, my sweetest friend.
Everyone I know, goes away in the end
Everyone I know, goes away in the end
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become, my swedish fish?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become
My sweet-a** friend?
My sweet-a** friend?
Original Lyrics:
What have I become
My sweetest friend?
My sweetest friend?
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become?
My Swedish friend
My Swedish friend
Original Lyrics:
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
My sweetest friend
Johnny Cash's, "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become? My Swedish friend.
Original Lyrics:
What have I become? My sweetest friend.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have it all, my empowerative tart.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all, my empire of dirt.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have it all
My empire of darts.
My empire of darts.
Original Lyrics:
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt.
My empire of dirt.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could happen, oh
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of darts.
My empire of darts.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of dirt.
My empire of dirt.
Nine Inch Nails', "Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of turds.
My empire of turds.
Original Lyrics:
You could have it all
My empire of dirt.
My empire of dirt.
Cat Stevens', "The Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he's just a hustler, don't you know
Selling peace and religion
Between his jokes and corn chewing gum
OR
But he's just a huckster, don't you know
Selling peace and religion
Between his jokes and his corn chewing gum
Selling peace and religion
Between his jokes and corn chewing gum
OR
But he's just a huckster, don't you know
Selling peace and religion
Between his jokes and his corn chewing gum
Original Lyrics:
But he's just a hoaxer, don't you know
Selling peace and religion
Between his jokes and his karma chewing gum
Selling peace and religion
Between his jokes and his karma chewing gum
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