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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Honky Tonk Women that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lady De Francé in New York City
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
Original Lyrics:
I laid a divorcée in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me with roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong woman
Original Lyrics:
Honky tonk woman
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gim-back, gim-back, gim-back the honky tonk women
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gim-back, gim-back, gim-back the honky tonk women
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honkey tonk philly!
Original Lyrics:
Honky tonk woman
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laid a nympho sade in New York City
Original Lyrics:
I laid a divorcee in New York City.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laid her there for sayin' "New York City"
Original Lyrics:
I laid a divorcee in New York City.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I later dipped for a stay in New York City.
Original Lyrics:
I laid a divorcee in New York City.
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I made a barroom queen and I'm hers.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a Ginsu barroom queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis
A Ginsu is a really sharp set of knives that never get dull, as seen on TV.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a Ginza barroom queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis
My lyric's imagery is more vivid!
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a been so far acquainted listener.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked bar room queen in Memphis.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gentle ball-room queen in Memphis
I tried to take her upstairs for a ride.
She had to leave me right across her shoulder.
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis.
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gentle barroom queen in Memphis.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gentle bathroom queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gentle broom queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in big pearls
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in Memphis
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Yonkers.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a girl from far-off Queens in Yonkers.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gypsy ballroom queen in Jackson.
I thought I'd take her upstairs for a ride.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked bar room queen in Memphis.
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a jigsaw barrum queen in Memphis.
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin-soaked bar room queen in Memphis.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a jinzo far of queen in Memphis
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked bar room queen in Memphis
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy the hokey-poke man
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
She blew my load and then she blew my mind.
Original Lyrics:
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had to leave me right across her soldier
Original Lyrics:
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
I like my version better.
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
She tried to take me upscale for a ride
Original Lyrics:
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ladies devotee in New York City
Original Lyrics:
I laid a divorcee in New York City
Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
behead behead behead the honky tonk blues
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues

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