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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Honky Tonk U that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Toby Keith's, "Honky Tonk U"
Misheard Lyrics:
At night, she'd let me slink out
Of the kitchen and set up the band.
Original Lyrics:
Then at night, she'd let me sneak out
Of the kitchen and let me sit in with the band.
Toby Keith's, "Honky Tonk U"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had sex with quarterbacks
And broke my share of bones along the way.
Original Lyrics:
I sacked quarter backs
And broke my share of bones along the way.
Toby Keith's, "Honky Tonk U"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a red, white and blue cracker with a honky tonk hue.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a red, white and blue blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.

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