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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Homeward Bound that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Auditor of one night stands
On a tour of one night stands
Every stop is nippy land
Every stop is neatly planned
Home where my love life's waiting
Silently for me
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.
Home where my thoughts are fading
Home where my music's lading
Home where my loveline's waiting
Silently forming.
Home where my thoughts escaping
Home where my music's playing
Home where my love lies waiting
Silently for me.
Home, where my dog's escaping.
Home, where my thoughts escaping.
Home, where my farts escaping.
Home, where my thought's escaping.
Home, where my fox is sleeping.
Home, where my thought's escaping.
Home, where my love light's waving
Home, where my love lies waiting
Home, with my fox escaping.
Home, where my thought's escaping.
I wish I was home with Mom
I wish I was homeward bound
Up to here with one night stands.
On a tour of one night stands.