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All that's left of Lester's dates
All that's left of yesterday
And the media lies
And a million miles
At least I can see that I've dried.
At least I can say that I've tried.
Ello
Hello
Kind of makes sense since she's British.
Hallow from the outside.
Hello from the outside
Has no one told you she's not breeding?
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Has no one told you she's not pretty?
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Heart, heart, heart, heart
Heart, heart, heart, heart
Highs, highs, highs, highs,
Lows, lows, lows, lows
Sung in the background during the chorus.
Hell, no! Is anybody listening?
Hello! Is anybody listening?
Hello from the other side
I must have fallen down and died
Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
Hello from the otter slide.
Hello from the other side.
Hello, I am your mom
Giving you someone to talk to, hello
Hello, I am your mind
Giving you someone to talk to, hello
Hello, are you eating with a fork?
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Hello, is it reading books and more?
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I eat what I want, don't be told
I eat what I want, whole wheat toast
I guess I'm used to havin' none around
I guess I'm used to havin''em around
I hope that you're a whale.
I hope that you're well.
I hope that's your whale
I hope that you're well.
I must have caught a thousand flies
I must have called a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass out outside my door
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
This song is hilarious, (eg. 'Are you somewhere feeling lonely?' Who's lonely? I am!) but I love it!
I sometimes see your pants outside my door.
I sometimes see you pass outside my door.
I sometimes see your pants outside my door
I sometimes see you dance outside my door
It's no secret that the both of us are really out of style.
It's no secret that the both of us are running out of time.
Nobody ever, Manchester weather
Nobody ever mentions the weather.
Sharon, is it meat you're looking for?
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
They say that time's supposed to feed ya
But it ain't done much feeding
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing