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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for A Hazy Shade of Winter that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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At Anna Karenina time
At any convenient time
Carry a gun in your hand
Carry a cup in your hand
In the Salvation Army ground
Hear the Salvation Army band.
Look around
Lisa Brown
Look around,
Leaves are brown
Look around,
Knees are brown
Look around,
leaves are brown
Look around, Leeza Brown.
Look around, leaves are brown.
Look around, Lisa Brown
Look around, leaves are brown
Look around
Knees are brown
Look around
Leaves are brown
And I'll be your host, my friend
Hang onto your hopes, my friend
And this guy is a hazy shade this weekend
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter
At an inconvenient time
At any convenient time
Hang on to your hugs, my friend
Hang on to your hopes, my friend
Hear the Salvation Army Van.
Hear the Salvation Army Band.
He’s so brown
Leaves are brown
Look around - me so brown
Look around - leaves are brown
Look around, he's a clown
Look around, leaves are brown
My teeth are brown
Leaves are brown
There's a black joke store on the ground
There's a patch of snow on the ground
There's a fascist snow on the ground
There's a patch of snow on the ground
There's a patch of snow underground
There's a patch of snow on the ground