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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hark The Herald Angels Sing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Christmas healing in his wings
Risen with healing in his wings.
Glory to the New York King
Glory to the newborn King
God and sinners wrecked a child.
God and sinners reconciled.
Hail the Hamburg Prince of Peace.
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace.
Hail the hambone Prince of Peace.
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace.
Hark, the haywire angels sing.
Hark, the herald angels sing.
Joyful, all lean Haitians rise.
Joyful, all ye nations rise.
Prison with healing in his wings.
Risen with healing in his wings.
With Anne's jelly toast proclaim.
With th'angelic host proclaim.
Garden centers wrecked a child.
God and sinners reconciled
Glory to the New York King
Glory to the newborn king
Hail the hay barn Prince of Peace.
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace.
Hark the herald alien sings
Hark the herald angels sing
Honk, the herald angels sing
Hark, the herald angels sing
Peace on Earth and Impestradle.
Peace on Earth and mercy mild.
Peace on Earth and Murphy mild.
Peace on Earth and mercy mild.
With the jelly ghost proclaim
With th'angelic host proclaim.
"With the jelly," angels sing
With the angelic angels sing
And mercy mile
And mercy mild
God d***ed sinners reconciled.
God and sinners reconciled.
Join the triumph of the stars
Join the triumph of the skies
Park the heron angels sting
Hark! The herald angels sing
Peace on Earth and mercy my!
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
Peace on Earth, and Merseyside
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
Peace on Earth, and mercy might
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
Peace on Earth, immersed in wine
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
With a genuine host complain
With angelic host proclaim
With angelic hosts complain
With angelic host proclaim
With angelic roast of lamb
With angelic hosts proclaim
Bark, the dear old angels bring.
Hark, the herald angels sing.
God and sin are reconciled
God and sinners reconciled
Half the hairy angels sing.
Hark, the herald ngels sing.
Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the Newport Bridge!
Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the newborn King
Hark, the Hairy Angels Sing.
Hark, the herald angels sing.
Hark, the Harold Agency
Hark, the herald angels sing
Hark, the Harold angels sing.
Hark, the Herald Angels sing.
Hark, the Horrid Angels sing,
Hark, the Herald Angels sing
Editor's note: "Me" is not an actual performer. If you yourself sang this, that's nice, but did you do an actual recording of this for the world to hear??
Mark, the Harold angels sing.
Hark, the Herald Angels sing.
Peace on Earth and mercy mild
God incinerates the child.
Peace on Earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled.
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus had women friends as well.
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus, our Emmanuel.
U.S. Army Band Chorus', "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Shark named Harold could not sing
Let's all go to Burger King
Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the newborn King
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this-- I don't think 'Chorus' is an actual performer/group. In addition, I may just delete this because it doesn't sound like a true mishearing.
Sparkle year old angels' bling.
Hark, the herald angels sing.
We'll be jolly host proclaim
With angelic hosts proclaim
While he lays his glory by
Harmless man, no more may die.
Mild he lays his glory by
Born that man no more may die.