Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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A rifle in the dark, 70's from the start
Like a life boat in the dark, saving me from the sharks
And a friend, when I say never
And a friend will not say never
And a lifetime's not too long to bless as friends.
That a lifetime's not too long to live as friends.
And friends of friends forever
If the lonesome Lord of them
And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
Baking pans for the world to see
Making friends for the world to see
But you gotta speak French
But you gotta have friends
Foes will be friends.
Friends, we'll be friends.
France, will be France, will be France.
Friends, we'll be friends, we'll be friends.
I talked your folks out of making you cut off your head.
I talked your folks out of making you cut all your hair.
If the lawful Lord of them
If the Lord's the Lord of them
Packing up the trees God planted
Packing up the dreams God planted
The sky is full of clowns, yeah
The sky is full of clouds, yeah
Though it's herd to let me go
In the Father, sins we know
And a lifetime's not too long to bless as friends.
Though it hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long to live as friends.
We've been together through the good times and the years
We've been together through the good times and the tears
You got to have fans
You got to have friends
You will stay alive
You will see the light