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Beat me with the eyes of a child
Greet me with the eyes of a child
Don't think I'll be
The cause (of) all I ever wanted
Don't think of me
Because all I ever wanted
For just one moment, to be boning naked, by your side
For just one moment, to be warm & naked, by your side
For just one moment, to be wanted, naked, by your side.
For just one moment, to be warm and naked, by your side.
I have had enough of signing
I have had enough of crime
I will be Obama's figure
I will be your father figure
I will be at Dollar Tree
I will be your father figure
I will be your Butterfinger
Put your tiny hands in mine.
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
I will be your bottom feeder
Put your tiny hands in mine.
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
I will be your creature, feature
I will be your preacher, teacher
I will be your father, baby
I will be your father figure.
I will be your region teacher
I will be your preacher teacher
I will be your region teacher
I will be your preacher, teacher
I will eat your Butterfinger
I will be your father figure
I won't be your bottom feeder.
I won't be your father figure.
I won't be your bottom feeder
I have had enough of crimes.
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
I'm not what j'or daddy had in mind.
Put your tiny hand in mine.
My lover's always telling me stories.
My love is always telling me so.
To be boning naked
To be warm and naked
To be bored and naked when you arrive
To be warm and naked at your side
To be born and naked
To be warm and naked at your side
To be bowling naked at your side
To be bold and naked at your side
To be woman naked
To be warm and naked