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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Father Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Kinks', "Father Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Basic
Original Lyrics:
They said
The Kinks', "Father Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give my brother a steam boxer outfit
Original Lyrics:
Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
The Kinks', "Father Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mess around with those kiddie toys
Original Lyrics:
Don't mess around with those silly toys
The Kinks', "Father Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open my prisons
Original Lyrics:
Open my presents
The Kinks', "Father Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I knew it was my bad
Original Lyrics:
Thought I knew it was my dad

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