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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Express Yourself that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're born he might regret it.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're gone he might regret it.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're gone he might be ready
Original Lyrics:
And when you're gone he might regret it.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sadness, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sale.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sex to have babies.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sloppiness, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for suffrage, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sulkiness, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best baby
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look for sex, condensed baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t go for such a fast baby
Original Lyrics:
Don’t go for second best, baby
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t go for suffrage, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don’t go for second best, baby
N.W.A's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fred Astaire
Original Lyrics:
Express yourself.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Infest yourself.
You've got to make him infest himself.
Original Lyrics:
Express yourself.
You've got to make him express himself.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long stemmed roses are the way to your heart
But who needs a heart when your in bed?
Original Lyrics:
Long stemmed roses are the way to your heart
But he needs to start with your head.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long stemmed roses with the radio on
But he needs to start with your head.
Original Lyrics:
Long stemmed roses are the way to your heart
But he needs to start with your head.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in the roses of a radio heart,
but he needs to start with your head
Original Lyrics:
Long stemmed roses are the way to your heart
But he needs to start with your head
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you feel like the Queen on the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Make you feel like the Queen on the throne.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you feel like the queen of Rome
Original Lyrics:
Make you feel like a queen on a throne.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you feel like the queen of porn.
Original Lyrics:
Make you feel like a queen on a throne.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you feel like the queen of the prom
Original Lyrics:
Make you feel like a queen on a throne
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you feel like the queen of the prom
Original Lyrics:
Make you feel like a queen on a throne
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes you feel like the queen of the porn.
Original Lyrics:
Make you feel like a queen on a throne.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love until you can't come down
Original Lyrics:
Make him love you till you can't calm down
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, don't throw sand at me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
One step, Moses on the Radio One.
Original Lyrics:
Long stemmed roses are the way to your heart.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Respect yourself
Original Lyrics:
Express yourself
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satin jeans are very romantic
What happens when you're not there?
Original Lyrics:
Satin sheets are very romantic
What happens when you're not in bed?
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satin sheets are very romantic
What happens when you're not there?
Original Lyrics:
Satin sheets are very romantic
What happens when you're not in bed?
Madonna tells the girl 'Don't go for second best' - obviously some guy that is cheating on her is second best! "What happens when you're not in bed?" is a very corny lyric by Madonna. Much prefer mine.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Second sheets are very romantic.
Original Lyrics:
Satin sheets are very romantic.
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread yourself
Original Lyrics:
Express Yourself
N.W.A's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spreading jam
Original Lyrics:
Express yourself
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you know your love of Israel
Original Lyrics:
Then you know your love is real
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about the love he wants
Original Lyrics:
Think about the love he once had
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn your radio on
Original Lyrics:
Baby, ready or not
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you need is a picture of him.
Original Lyrics:
What you need is a big strong hand.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you need is to fix yo' hair.
Original Lyrics:
What you need is a big strong hand.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you need is to lift your head
Original Lyrics:
What you need is a big strong hand.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you need is to place your head
Original Lyrics:
What you need is a big strong hand.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need to count on your things or 18 carrot, no.
Original Lyrics:
You don't need no diamond rings or 18-karat gold.
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to make it, express yourself.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to make him express himself.

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