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Baby it's to you I get enough.
Baby it's still you I'm thinking of.
Baby it's to you I'm thinking of.
Baby it's still you I'm thinking of.
Baby it's to you I'm thinking of
Baby it's just you I'm thinking of
Bleach don't for gettin' my pants
The future will spry an egg
Please don't forget the past
The future looks bright ahead
Choking food
Don't be cruel
Don't be cool.
Don't be cruel.
Don't be cruel to a heartless fool
Don't be cruel to a heart that's true
Don't be cruel, two-hearted strew
Don't be cruel to a heart that's true
Don't be cruel
To a harvest moon.
Don't be cruel
To a heart that's true.
Don't be cruel
Too hard to screw
Don't be cruel
To a heart that's true
Don't be cruel
To a heartless Jew.
Don't be cruel
To a heart that's true.
Don't be grog
Don't be cruel
Don't be gruel, I got a car so true
Don't be cruel, I got a heart so true
Don't feed gruel
To a heartless Jew.
Don't be cruel
To a heart that's true.
Don't stop the hanky, Mama.
Don't stop thinkin' of me.
Don't stop the hasty number.
Don't stop thinking of me.
Don't stop think and know
Don't stop thinking of me
Don't stop thinkin' of me.
Don't start the hanky number
Dopey crook
Don't be cruel
Dopey goat
Don't be cruel
F***, fancy cars to diamond rings
From fancy cars to diamond rings
Hey Marie Curie, what's up with this attitude?
Hey yo cutie what's up with this attitude?
Hey yo, Cherie, what's up with the attitude?
Hey yo cutie what's up with this attitude?
I'm a real goof trooper.
I'm real troop trooper.
I'm a real poop trooper
I'm real troop trooper
If you can't call me Ralph, at least please telelphone.
If you can't come around, at least please telephone.
If you can't come around, at least be styrofoam.
If you can't come around, at least please telephone.
If you can't fool around
Stay off my telephone.
If you can't come around
At least, please telephone.
Let's 1-2-3
Let's walk up to the preacher
Let's walk up to the creature
Let's walk up to the preacher
Please don't get in my "pants"
The Future looks bright ahead
Please don't forget the past
The future looks bright ahead
Please dont forget my pants,
The future looks bright ahead
Please dont forget the past,
The future looks bright ahead
Welcome to the future
And let us say 'I do'.
Let's walk up to the preacher
And let us say 'I do'.
Well 1, 2, 3
And then we'll say 'I do'.
Let's walk up to the preacher
And let us say 'I do'.
Well it's-a 1-2-3,
Then we'll say 'I do'.
Let's walk up to the preacher
And let us say 'I do'.
Well let's 1, 2, 3 cha
And let's say I do
Let's walk up to the preacher
And let us say 'I do'.
You know I can't be fat
Say no more alone.
You know I can be found
Sittin' home all alone.
You know I can't forget, sleeping all alone
If you can't come around, at least please tell the phone
You know I can be found, sitting home all alone
If you can't come around, at least please telephone