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All the 8-tracks in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
All the Ajax in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
And there's a little white stain on the pocket
And there's a little wine stain on the pocket
Get the windows on the set.
Get the widow on the set.
Get the winner on the set
Get the widow on the set.
Kick 'em belly up
Kick 'em belly down
Kick 'em belly skin
Kick 'em all around.
or
Kick them while they're up
Kick them while their down
Kick them in the shins
Kick them all around.
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around.
Kick 'em in the butt
Hit the buddy down.
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down.
Kick 'em in the gut.
Kick 'em in the bowel.
Kick 'em when they're up.
Kick 'em when they're down.
Kick 'em in the gut
Kick 'em in the balls
Kick 'em in the s***
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em in the gut
Kick 'em in the jaw
Kick 'em 'cuz they're sick
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em in the head
Kick 'em in the down.
Kick 'em in the skid
Kick 'em all around.
or
Kick them while they're up
Kick them while they're down
Kick them in their shins
Kick them all around.
Kick them when they're up
Kick them when they're down
Kick them when they're stiff
Kick them all around.
Kick 'em in the n**s.
Kick 'em when they're up.
Kick 'em in the nuts, kick 'em in the balls
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em in the shin
or
Kick 'em with the s**t
or
Kick 'em where they sit
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em when they sit
Kick 'em all around
or
Kick 'em when they sh*t
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em when they're sick.
Kick 'em when they're stiff.
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they s***
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em where they s***
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
Kick 'em with a stick
Kick 'em all around.
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around.
Kick a bully up, kick a bully down,
Kick a bully up, kick a bully down.
Kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down,
Kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down.
Kick a puppy up
Kick a puppy down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick em in the nuts
Kick em in the nuts
Kick em in the nuts
Kick em in the nuts
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
Kick the money up, kick the money down.
Kick them when they're up, kick them when they're down.
Kick your mother up, kick your mother down,
Kick 'em with a stick, kick 'em all around
Kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down,
Kick em when they're stiff, kick em all around
Never heard a bleach-blonde go down at five.
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five.
People everywhere you lose
People love it when you lose
Stick 'em in the butt, stick 'em in the mouth.
kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.
We all know that Kraft is king
Give us dirty laundry!
We all know that crap is king,
Give us dirty laundry.
We all know that crab is king.
We all know that crap is king.
We all know that crack is king
We all know that crap is king
We all know that craft is king.
We all know that crap is king.
We all know that crap is king,
Eat your dirty laundry
We all know that crap is king,
Give us dirty laundry.
We all know that crap is king,
Keep your dirty laundry
We all know that crap is king,
Give us dirty laundry.
We all know that grandpa's king
We all know that crap is king
We all want some crack cocaine
We all know that crap is king
We can do it in your window,
we can dance and sing.
We can do the innuendo,
we can dance and sing.
We can doo-doo in your window
We can dance and sing.
We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing.