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Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tis the season to eat jelly.
Original Lyrics:
'Tis the season to be jolly.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad we now our gay apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dawning now our day of peril
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the b***s with boughs of holly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with Boston Charlie
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with balls of holly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with booges of holly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with bowels a-folly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly
Folly lolly lolly la la la
'Tis the season to beat Molly
Folly lolly lolly la la la
Give em all the worst of Harold
Folly lolly lolly la la la.
or
Deck the halls with bells of holly. or
Please roll out the Xmas barrel.
Folly lolly lolly la la la
'Tis the season to beat Molly
Folly lolly lolly la la la
Give em all the worst of Harold
Folly lolly lolly la la la.
or
Deck the halls with bells of holly. or
Please roll out the Xmas barrel.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fal la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, fa la la la la la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa la la la, la la la la.
Fal la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, fa la la la la la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa la la la, la la la la.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with bows of Holly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with parts of Molly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with poison ivy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be naughty
Fa la la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be naughty
Fa la la la la la la la la
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don B. Nowert's gray apparel
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don is now our gayest fellow.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don's now wearing gay apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart away the old year passes.
Original Lyrics:
Fast away the old year passes.
It might be possible that someone 'farts away' and old year especially if they've been eating something with beans. This misheard lyrics might be because I was born and raised in Florida and I was thinking about an euphemism of old people.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me in metric measure.
Original Lyrics:
Follow me in merry measure.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join me now in gay abandon
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we know our day apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
Ali Lohan's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salvation all because of Reagan
Deck the halls, Santa Claus is drinking.
Deck the halls, Santa Claus is drinking.
Original Lyrics:
Salvation Army bells are ringing
Deck the halls, Santa Claus is bringing.
Deck the halls, Santa Claus is bringing.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blazing U. B. Forest
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the flaming mule before us
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike the heart, enjoy the florist
Original Lyrics:
Strike the harp and join the chorus
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the way the old year passes.
Original Lyrics:
Fast away the old year passes.
Willie Nelson's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuleside carol.
Original Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
throw salamy at your mommy
Original Lyrics:
'tis the season to be jolly
Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
tiz the seasone to be naughty
Original Lyrics:
'Tis the season to be jolly.
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tis the season to take molly
Original Lyrics:
'Tis the season to be jolly
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darn! We now are gay and prarrel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of folly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with weed and molly lalala la la la
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la!
Thomas Oliphant's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck your balls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don now wears gay apparel
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Years ago this version could have been sung by Liberace.
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't we know our game of peril
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't we know our game of terror?
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't we know our gay apparel
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me in Mary measure
or
Follow me in married measure
or
Follow me in married measure
Original Lyrics:
Follow me in merry measure
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone we now have day of peril
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand the new year lens and glasses
Original Lyrics:
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearings of Chris Webber
Original Lyrics:
Heedless of the wind and weather
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revenue ye lads and lasses
Original Lyrics:
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Claus is down in Harlem
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blade sing 'You'll be for us'
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us.
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blazing U.B. chorus
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us.
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blazing tour before us
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing the joyous song together
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
He controls the wind and weather
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
He controls the wind and weather
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Original Lyrics:
Sing we joyous, all together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroll the H and you'll die Carol
Original Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I tell all, you'll die treasure
Original Lyrics:
While I tell of Yuletide treasure
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck the homes with boughs of holly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
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