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(Your touch) Got me hope Ian Paisley right now.
(Your touch) Got me hoping you'll page me right now.
Bobby Cindy
Look at what you did to me.
Who he think he is
Look at what he did to me.
Chasey in the rain, Chasey in the rain
He can figaro, they like hay, he's insane
Yes, sir, I'm Captain The Difficult
My texture's the backside of a chinchilla.
Jay-z in the range, crazy and deranged
They can't figure him out - they're like 'Hey is he insane?'
Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth
My texture is the best fur, I'm chinchilla.
Chocolate balls, chocolate balls
Chocolate banana.
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, oh-na-na.
Crazy in a range, KFC insane.
Crazy and deranged, crazy and deranged
Crazy in a range
KFC insane.
Crazy and deranged
Hey, is he insane?
Crazy in the rain, Jay-Z in the rain
Crazy and deranged, hey, is he insane?
Crazy white guy
Crazy right now
Got me hoping you pays me right now.
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
Got me hoping you'll pay me right now.
Got me hoping you'll page me right now.
Hey all you jiggas, raise your right hand!
Got me looking so crazy right now.
I gotta be strong and I don't care who sees
You got me sprung and I don't care who sees
I look and stare so deep in your a**.
I look and stare so deep in your eyes.
I look instead so deep in your a**.
I look and stare so deep in your eyes.
I'm Jewish, I don't do this.
I'm foolish, I don't do this.
I'm not myself lately
I'm foolish
I'm a Buddhist.
I'm not myself lately
I'm foolish
I don't do this.
Kinda f***in' Ian Paisley right now.
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
Kinda hoping you'll hate me right now.
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
Linda f***in' Ian Paisley right now.
Got me hopin' you'll save me right now.
Sami Hyypia save me right now.
Got me hoping you'll save me right now.
So deep in my a**
So deep in your eyes.
So deep in your a**.
So deep in your eyes.
Techster is the best bird in the world.
My texture is the best fur of chinchilla.
Uh-oh banana
Uh-oh, oh no no.
When I talk to my Frenjo-Whiley
Boobie ticky is
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who does he think he is?
When I talk to my fried Jo Whiley.
When I talk to my friends so quietly.
When I talk to my friend Tom Wylie
When I talk to my friends so quietly
When I talk to my friends on a higher knee
Ooky, mooky, looky what you do to me.
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who does he think he is?
When I talk to my friends so violently
Houdini Dinkies! Look at what you did to me
Then choose, Ebeneezer will buy a new dress
If you ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress
It's the way that you know, what's an avenue
It's the bee that my heart skips when I'm with you
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who he think he is? Look at what you did to me
Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress
If you ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress
It's the way that you know what I thought I knew
It's the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you
When he talks to my friends so slyly
Ooky Mooky!
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who does he think he is?
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to eat breast.
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to impress.
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else with human breasts.
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to impress.
You get the best sperm in a chinchilla
My texture is the fur of a chinchilla
Young Hoes y'all know when the flow is loco.
Young Hov y'all know when the flow is loco.
Young hoes
Y'all know when the flow is loco.
Young Hov
Y'all know when the flow is loco.
Young hose, y'all know when the flow is loco.
Young Hov, y'all know when the flow is loco.
(gasp) oh, (gasp) oh,
(gasp) oh, banana
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, oh-na-na.
Call your name, too
Call your name two
Got me looking so crazy right on
Got me looking so crazy right now
I love to stare so deep in your eyes
I look and stare so deep in your eyes