Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Christmas Time that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Bring cheers to your bar
Bring tears to your eyes
Come enjoy the timings to the world
Come enjoy the tidings to the world
So that is low
or
So that is no
or
So that is slow
So let it snow
So throw down your rebels
So throw down your weapons
The smell of jigsaws in the air
The smell of chestnuts in the air
The way that the elephants try
The way that the old folks smile
Time for Cher, I love you
Time to share our love
Trying to catch that old same dick
Trying to catch that old St. Nick
We waited all through the lead
We waited all through the year
We waited all through the yeah
We waited all through the year
We waited on A.A. Milne
We waited all through the year
A.A. Milne was the author of the Winnie-the-Pooh books
We've been blessed by the children
Black fellow inside.
They believe in the things
We try to deny.
So go on your way home
But continue the fight.
We've been blessed by the children
Black, yellow, and white.
They believe in the things
We try do deny.
So throw down your weapons
But continue the fight.
We've been blessed by the children like candles with wine
they believe in things they try to deny
We've been blessed by the children, black yellow and white,
they believe in the things that we try to deny
We've waited all 30 years
We've waited all through the year
When we saw the world in Hominy
When we saw the world in harmony
Now the world is guilded.
Now the word is given.
The kids you hide
The gifts you hide