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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cat's In The Cradle that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little Bo Peep and the Man on the Moon.
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon.
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little by little and the Man on the Moon.
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon.
And the catsin are cradlin' the silver spoon
And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
But there were planes to catch, and Bill's toupee.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He came into the world in the U.U.U.A.
He came into the world in the usual way.
In the cats in the candel in the s'il-vous-plait
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy grew into the man on the moon
Little boy blue and the man 'n the moon
My new job's hassle and the kids have to poo
My new job's hassle and the kids have the flu
The kids know Kung-Fu.
The kids have the flu.
What I'd really like now, is a bottle of Bacardi.
See ya' later, can I have ten, please?
What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later, can I have them, please?
What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car please?
See you later, Dad, the cat has fleas.
What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them, please?
What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later, cat, Ben, please!
What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later, can I have them please?
And the cat's getting crippled in the silver spoon
The little boy blew the man in the moon
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little Boy Blue and the man on the moon
And then, he walked away but his smile never did
He said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
And then, he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
I much prefer my lyrics - the boy obviously moonlighted as the Cheshire Cat!
He came into the world in the US of A
He came into the world in the usual way.
He was talkin' for a new whip and as he grew
He was talking before I knew it and as he grew
Little Boy Blowin’ the Man in the Moon.
Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon.
Little Boy Blue, a banana baboon
Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon.
My new job's a hassle and the kiddies are blue
My new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu
My new job's hassling the kids with the flu
My new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu
The kid's in the flue
The kids have the flu
What I'd really like dad is to jumping jack trees
What I'd really like dad is to borrow the car keys
What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See a lady, can I have them, please?
What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them, please?
When you're going home and you don't know where
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when."
You know I'm gonna pee like you
You know I'm gonna be like you
You know we'll have a good time, damn!
You know we'll have a good time then
Little boy blew up the man on the moon.
Little boy blue and the man on the moon.
You know I love a good town, Ben!
You know we'll have a good time then!
You know we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then!
Editor's note: Actually, these two lines are used one right after the other. It's possible that the person who submitted this might have misheard one as the other.
You know we'll have a food fight then, damn.
You know we'll have a good time then, Dad.
And as he pooed
And as he grew
But we’ll get together, dad
But we’ll get together then
He said, “I’m gonna be like human”
He said, “I’m gonna be like you, dad”
You know we’ll have a food fight then
You know we’ll have a good time then