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Band Name Origins:

  • Parody of "Pretty Boy Floyd" Submitted by: PeTeR
  • They were opening for Pretty Boy Floyd and they hadn't picked out a name, so when the stage manager asked how to introduce them, theyparodied PBF. Submitted by: james

Stupid Band Names:

  • If this kid Joe is so ugly, why would anyone want to see him? Submitted by: Vic George

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Handsome Man JoeTotally turns him around!Dyan Cannonball

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Why Can't We Live Together?," Timmy Thomas"I Hate Everything About You," Ugly Kid Joe
"How Much Is The Fish?," Scooter"12 Cents," Ugly Kid Joe

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"12 Scents" originally "12 Cents"
Anita Corning

Change a Letter:

"12 Celts" originally "12 Cents"
Anita Corning
"12 Vents" originally "12 Cents"
Anita Corning
"12 Tents" originally "12 Cents"
Anita Corning
"12 Rents" originally "12 Cents"
Anita Corning
"12 Gents" originally "12 Cents"
Anita Corning

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Everything About You""Everything About Justin (Bieber)"Amanda
"Cat's in the Cradle""The Postman and I"Ricky

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
I Know
   Dionne Farris
Everything About You
   Ugly Kid Joe
I Know Everything About You
Sounds like a stalker is about!
Jacynthia Maries

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Johnnie & Ugly Kid Joe
Johnnie & Joe combined with Ugly Kid Joe
Submitted By: Lance Crackers
Rock Kills Ugly Kid Joe
Rock Kills Kid combined with Ugly Kid Joe
Submitted By: Francis A. Sissy
Ugly Kid Joe Brooks
Ugly Kid Joe combined with Joe Brooks
The second performer is a solo male singer from the UK who debuted in 2005 as a teen.
Submitted By: Buzz
Ugly Fat Kid Joe
Ugly Kid Joe combined with Fat Joe
I couldn't resist
Submitted By: Calop

There are additional Ugly Kid Joe Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Everything About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything about Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Everything about you
"Everything About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just go to L.A.
Original Lyrics:
You just call my name
"Everything About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Di
Original Lyrics:
And I
"Cats in the Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as he pooed
Original Lyrics:
And as he grew
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Cat's In The Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later, cat, Ben, please!
Original Lyrics:
What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later, can I have them please?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Matt

I'm historically very very bad about discerning lyrics. I'm constantly asking those around me how a particular line goes. I'd never heard the original song, but thought that it was from the 70's or something, and that calling people 'cat' was much like calling somebody 'dude' today. Couple that with the fact that I kept thinking the guy was referring to his son as 'Ben', and well.. there you go. My sister caught this one, and she's never let me live it down.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Cat's In The Cradle"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little Boy Blue and the man on the moon
Why They're Nonsensical:
In the original version, Harry Chapin was singing about nursery rhymes and childhood imagery when he mentioned Little Boy Blue and the man in (not on) the moon. As most of us know, the man in the moon is the "face" that people imagine they see when they look at the full moon. But apparently Ugly Kid Joe thought the song was referring to Neil Armstrong's 1969 lunar landing ... which doesn't quite pack the same magic as the notion of gazing at the moon with your young kid.
Submitted by: Brian D. Smith

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"I Hate Everything About You"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I can't stand to be around,
I get sick when I'm around,
I hate everything about you.
Why They're Insincere:
Well, I suppose if it was somebody that dumped you then I would understand why you couldn't stand to be around that same person.
Submitted by: Celeste
"I Hate Everything About You"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I dont like a thing about your mother
I hate your daddys guts too
don't like a thing about your sister
'cause I think sex is overrated too
Why They're Insincere:
This is really a cool song, it rocks. But for the insincere catagory,do I really have to explain why?
Submitted by: Shoe

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Everything About You"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I get sick when I'm around I can't stand to be around I hate everything about you
Why They're Insulting:
Hello! He's insulting the crap out of this person! I'm surprised nobody's put this up yet.
Submitted by: Amanda

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Panhandlin' Prince"
The Lyrics:
Yo, Mr. Trump, can I ask you a question
You got some spare change for me sucker?
Who They Mention:
Donald Trump, businessman with net worth of about $4 billion.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Panhandlin' Prince"
The Lyrics:
Smoke cigarettes and drink my Mickey's
Fine malt liquor brew
Product Brand Name:
Mickey's is a brand of malt liquor made by the Miller brewing company.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube

Band Name Anagrams:

I Judge Yolk Submitted by: Ken
Dye Kilo Jug Submitted by: Ken
Why dye a jug?

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Madman '92 Remix"
The Lyrics:
I'm a mad mother and I'm loose!... in Disneyland!
Disneyland (Disney's theme park in Anaheim, California)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube

Lyrics Alliteration:

"Madman '92 Remix"
The Lyrics:
I'm a mad mother and I'm loose!... in Disneyland!
2x M alliteration "mad mother"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Juggly Kid Owe originally "Ugly Kid Joe"
Submitted by: Herculina Alencar

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