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The love that I'm feeling to make it
I've had too much.
The love that I'm needing to make me
A better man.
Ate my belligerence
or
Wait 5 minutes
Can't find a better man.
Campfire Butter Man
Can't find a better man
Campfires and buttermilk
Can't find a better man.
Can't drive a panel van.
Can't find a better man.
Can't fight Dave Letterman.
Can't find a betterman.
Can't fight the feather man.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find Anphetemines
Can't find a better man
Can't find Dave Letterman.
Can't find a betterman.
Can't find La Petomaine.
Can't find a better man.
Oscar La Petomaine was one of those possibly fictitious legendary characters you hear about, famous for his farting. I think it originated in France or possibly the French Quarter in New Orleans. See also Mel Brooks' character in the film "Blazing Saddles".
Can't find a Pall Mall
or
Can't find a buttered ham
or
Can't find a bed of hams
or
Can't find my bed again.
or
Can't find a beer again.
Can't find a better man
Can't find a Velamint.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find a bigger pan.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find a bitter man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a butter mint.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find a gentleman
Can't find a better man
Can't find a peppermint
Can't find a better man
Can't find a permit
Can't find a better man
Can't find a vitamin.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find amphetamines
Can't find a better man
Can't find epitome.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find her underpants
Can't find a better man
Can't find my bedpan.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find my cousin Jan.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find no buttermilk.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the Vedder man.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the butter lamb.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the butter man.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the butter pan.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the butter, man!
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the buttered yam.
Can't find a betterman.
Can't find the butterman.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the buttermilk.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the litter pan.
Can't find a better man.
Can't find the mailman
Can't find a better man
Can't find the pyramid.
Can't find a better man.
Can't fire the Chedder, man.
Can't find a better man.
Can't fire the Vedder, man.
Can't find a better man.
Can’t find Mr. Belding
Can’t find a better man
Mr. Belding is the school principal at Bayside High on Saved by the Bell (and its sequel series, Saved by the Bell: the New Class; he was also principal of Robert F. Kennedy Junior High School on its predecessor, Good Morning, Miss Bliss)
Cecil wants to love me.
Send someone to love me.
Cecil wants to love me.
Send someone to love me.
Give me yellow summer
Lord, I feel the cold.
Give me endless summer
Lord I fear the cold.
If I had a better man
Can't find a better man.
If I had a chedder man
Can't find a better man.
Lord, I`m doing all I can to be a Batman.
Lord I`m doing all I can to be a better man.
Mating clutching the wok, he's not a frog.
Waiting, watching the clock, it's four o clock.
She calls Rover
She falls over
She lies and says she's a lesbian.
She lies and says she's in love with him.
She lies and says she's in love with him
Vampire Mailman
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man.
She lies in fear, she's in love with him
She lies and says she's in love with him
She lies, insists she's in love with him.
She lies and says she's in love with him.
That's my impediment.
Can't find a better man.
Things I couldn't do anymore, now I think I can
Things I couldn't do before, now I think I can
Uninteresting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm in arresting arms
or
I need a restaurant.
I need to rest in arms.
I'm in arresting arms
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
Uninteresting arms
or
Uninteresting arms
I need to rest in arms
She lies and fears she's in love with him
She lies and says she's in love with him