Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bent that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Can you help me eat lint
Can you help me I'm bent
Can't you help me again?
Can't you help me? I'm bent
Could you get me better off?
Could you paint me better off?
Could you pay me better off
Could you paint me better off
Hold me down because I'm naked
I started out clean but I'm jaded
I go down again
I go there again
I started out clean but I'm cheated
I started out clean but I'm jaded
Just break in the skills.
Just breaking the skin.
Keep bending me
'Til I concave, yeah, botox, yeah.
Keep bending me
Until I'm completely broken in.
Keep bending me
'Til I'm completely blood gone in.
Keep bending me
Until I'm completely broken in.
Keep egging me on
'Til I compare and burgeoning.
Keep bending me
Until I'm completely broken in.
Shouldn't be so constipated
Shouldn't be so complicated
Star vending me
One CD Rom
Come clean
And pudding crumbling.
Start bending me
It's never enough
Keep bending me
Until I'm completely broken in.
Wait around outside again
Wait around I'll smile again