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All take one lick
You're right, best trick.
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
All take one lift
You're right, let's trip.
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
All the small things
Drew Carey sings.
All the small things
True care, truth brings.
All the small things
In their blue jeans.
All the small things
True care truth brings.
All the smarties
All the small things
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Come is a rating
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
And masturbating.
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commence, you're eighteen.
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
What team? Wasting
The Missouri team.
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
And I will go on, when no one else will.
The night will go on, my little windmill.
And never go on, a little bit nearer.
The night will go on, my little windmill.
Come Mr. 18
Commiserating
Come if you're 18.
Commiserating
Come in, you're 18.
Commiserating
Come is a rating.
Commiserating
Come as a rating
or
Come misery teen
or
Come misery teen
Commiserating
Comments rating
Commiserating
I will go on
A little wil-nil.
The night will go on
My little windmill.
I'll take one lift, you're my best trip
or
I'll take one hit, you're my best trick
or
I'll take one hit, you're my best trick
I'll take one lift, your ride, best trip
I'll take one hit
You're my best friend.
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
I'll take one hit
You're right, let's trip.
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
I'll take one hit
You're right, best trip
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
I'll take one left,
you're right, best trip
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
I'll take one lick
You're right, that's sick
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
I'll take one lick, you're right, best flick.
I'll take one lift, your ride, best trip.
I'll take one lick
You're right, you're sick.
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
I'll take one lift
You're my best friend.
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip.
I'll take one lift
You're right, let's drift.
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip.
I'll take one lift
You're right, that's true.
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
I'll take one rift
You're right, best hit
I'll take one lift
You're right, best trip
Keep your arse still
I'll be your drill
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
Keep your head still I'll be your thrill
The night will go on I know it will
Keep your head still I'll be your thrill
The night will go on My little windmill
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
And I will go on,
a new wind mill.
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
The night will go on,
my little windmill.
Keep your head still
I'll be your pill
You'll never go on
My little windmill.
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
Keep your head still
I'll be your trill
Never go on to buy a wind mill.
or
Never go on, and never give in.
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
Never go on, my little windmill.
Keep your legs still,
I'll be your drill
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill
Keep your legs still, I'll be your thrill.
The night will go on, my little mindmill
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
Nil by nil
My little windmill
Peking said I've got a tall White Horse,
turn the lights out, marry me home
Say it ain't so, I will not go,
turn the lights off, carry me home
Satan says so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your girl
The night will go on
My little windmill.
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
Say it ain't so, I don't know, turn the lights off, turn me on.
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home.
Say it ain't so, I won't grow.
Say it ain't so, I will not go.
Say it ain't so
I don't wanna go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights on
Carry me, homo.
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
Seething so
Say it ain't so.
She gives me noses by the stairs
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprised she let me know she cares
Surprises let me know she cares
Surprised she let me, now she cares
Surprises let me know she cares
Surprises like me know she cares
Surprises let me know she cares
The night will go on, a little bit new.
The night will go on, my little windmill.
The night will go on, living with me
The night will go on, my little windmill.
The night will go on, my little boy blue
The night will go on, my little windmill
The night will go on, oh yes it will.
The night will go on, my little windmill.
The night will go on
Little with nill.
The night will go on
My little windmill.
The night will go on
My little red mill.
The night will go on
My little windmill.
Watching, waiting, come as you're 18
Watching, waiting, commisserating
Watching, waiting, come hither, mating.
Watching, waiting, commisserating.
We're stuck, I know.
Work sucks, I know.
You keep still
Or I put you on the grill.
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill.
And on and on and on
na na na na na na na
Semi-nation
Say it ain't so
You'll never go on, a little bit nill.
The night will go on, my little windmill.