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All these things that I've done
(Time, truth, and farts).
All these things that I've done
(Time, truth, and hearts).
And my erection, well it comes and goes
And my affection, well it comes and goes
I got soap and I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
I got sober, I'm not a soldier.
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
I got sober, I'm not a soldier.
I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.
I got sold but I'm not a soldier.
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
I got soul butter in my soul jar.
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
I want to be there
From the back of my broken hand.
I want a meaning
From the back of my broken hand.
I'm not sober, I'm not a soldier.
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
I'm so much older than I can take
And my erection, well it comes and goes.
I'm so much older than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes.
I've sold my shoulder for all I could take
I'm so much older than I can take
I've sold my shoulder more than I take.
I am so much older than I can take.
Oh, don't you put me on the blackbird, no.
Oh, don't you put me on the back burner.
The gold-hearted boy I used to be
The cold-hearted boy I used to be
You gotta put me on the back burner.
Oh, don't you put me on the blackburner.
You know you've got a healthy owl.
You know you've got to help me out.