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'Cause I had my training table up
And my seat belt in the fool-a-bride position.
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position.
Albut Keerkey
Albuquerque
And the in-flight movie was violent with Pauly Shore.
or
And the in-flight movie was 'Viadol' with Pauly Shore.
or
And the in-flight movie was 'Viaduct' with Pauly Shore.
And the in-flight movie was 'Bio-Dome' with Pauly Shore.
Have a cookie
Albuquerque
I found the cookie
Albuquerque
I love cookie
Albuquerque
I love cooking.
Albuquerque
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"V" (V)
"U" (U)
"kirky" (kirky)
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)
I would not sleep for an instant until
The one-mouthed snowman was brought to justice.
I would not sleep for an instant until
The one-nostrilled man was brought to justice.
I'm a turkey.
Albuquerque
Oh-oh, I'm a turkey.
Albuquerque
Where the cows are oh so fluffy
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the leopards
play their ukuleles all day long
Where the shriners and the lepers
Play their ukuleles all day long.
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