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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 12 Days Of Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Traditional's, "12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pantry.
A partridge in a pantry.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
Traditional's, "12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree..
A partridge in a pear tree..
Traditional's, "12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
The Partridge Family.
The Partridge Family.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
Traditional's, "12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a parakeet.
A partridge in a parakeet.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
Traditional's, "12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in her panties.
A partridge in her panties.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
Traditional's, "12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
Traditional's, "12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
three French men...
three French men...
Original Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three French hens...
three French hens...
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cartridge in a bare tree
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cartridge in a pear tree
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A partridge in a pantry
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alan Partridge in a pear tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four farting birds
Original Lyrics:
Four calling birds
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, Manjoula gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
And a Partare-Ginnabear tree.
And a Partare-Ginnabear tree.
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two turtle ducks
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
Relient K's, "12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know, but if you ask me
Those are pretty terrible gifts to get
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know, but if you ask me
Those are pretty terrible gifts to get
Original Lyrics:
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.
Traditional's, "The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partrey genapair tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree
Traditional's, "The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three French heads
Two turtle dogs
And a cartridge in a pear tree.
Two turtle dogs
And a cartridge in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
(And) A partridge in a fair tree
Original Lyrics:
(And) A partridge in a pear tree
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
(And) a cartridge in a bare tree
Original Lyrics:
(And) A partridge in a pear tree
Traditional's, "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 made an inkling
Original Lyrics:
8 maids a milking
Traditional's, "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A partridge and a cashier
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
An ostrich in a pear tree
Original Lyrics:
A partridge in a pear tree
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a part of a Jenna pear tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partri ginapear tree
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree
Traditional's, "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five coral reefs
Original Lyrics:
Five golden rings
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four colly birds
Original Lyrics:
Four calling birds
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pa rum pum pum
Four colly birds, three Frenchmen, two turtle dust
Four colly birds, three Frenchmen, two turtle dust
Original Lyrics:
Ba-dum bum bum
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pa rum pum pum
Four colly birds, three Frenchmen, two turtle dust
Four colly birds, three Frenchmen, two turtle dust
Original Lyrics:
Ba-dum bum bum
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pa rum pum pum
Four colly birds, three Frenchmen, two turtle dust
Four colly birds, three Frenchmen, two turtle dust
Original Lyrics:
Ba-dum bum bum
Four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
Four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
Traditional's, "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
To TurboTax
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
Traditional's, "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two turbo ducks
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two turtle dozens
And some porridge in a pear tree
And some porridge in a pear tree
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
And a partridge in a pear tree
John Denver and the Muppets', "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
…and a partridge in a pantry.
Original Lyrics:
...and a partridge in a pear tree.
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