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"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Ah value Swiggy
I heard the news baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Ain't chunky butt love!
Ain't talkin' 'bout love!
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Ain't that a big load!
Ain't talkin' 'bout love!
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Ain't trickin' no ho.
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
All the loose ladies
I want to buy your disease.
I heard the news, lady
All about your disease.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
And you talk about love
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Ate turkey for lunch!
Ain't talking 'bout love!
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Ate turkey for lunch
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Beef Jerky Malone
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Beef Jerky for love.
Ain't talkin' 'bout love!
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Chunky butt love
Ain't talking 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Eat chunky butt love
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Eat turkey for lunch
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Give chunky butt love
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Hey! you gotta, gotta freeze, baby.
Yeah, got to, got to bleed, baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
I have a loose lady.
I heard the news, baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
I heard the news lady
I heard the news, baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Keep truckin' along
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Oh how, I gotta lose weight.
I heard the news baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
So if you wanna free boy baby
Yeah-gotcha, gotcha free baby.
So if you want it got to bleed for it baby
Yeah, got to got to bleed baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
So if you want it you got to free base it baby!
So if you want it got to bleed for it baby
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Take Donkey Kong home
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
Yeah I heard the news, baby
I can't buy you disease.
I heard the news, lady
All about your disease.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (MP3)
You know they say you're good lookin'.
You know you're semi-good lookin'.
"Ain’t Talkin’ ‘bout Love" (MP3)
I heard the Moog baby
I heard the news baby
The Moog synthesizer is a type of synthesizer named for its founder, Robert Moog.
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the Frito will rock.
And the cradle will rock.
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the Guido, will run
Yes, that Guido f***er will run
Ow, greaseball.
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock crawl.
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on.
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle will rock
And I say 'Rock crawl!'
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock dog!'
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the freedom, will rock
Yes, the freedom, freedom will rock
And I say, 'Rock, y'all!'
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the guido will rise
Yes the guido, the guido will rise
And I say rise on.
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on.
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You'll be a space cowboy.'
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Have you dug Juniors grave?
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Have you seen Junior's brain?
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Have you seen Junior's brains?
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Have you seen Junior's gay?
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Have you seen Junior's grave?
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Have you seen Junior's lathe?
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Have you seen juniors Grandma
Have you seen juniors grades
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
They said, 'You coulda been a sphincter boy'.
They said, 'You coulda least faked it, boy'.
"And The Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
and the Guido, will rise!
Oh, yes the Guido, Guido will rise
and I said rise on
and the cradle will rock!
Oh yeah the cradle will rock
and I said rock on
"And the Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Abusing Junior's Grades
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And the Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say lockjaw
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on
"And the Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And the credo will rock
Yes the credo, the credo will rock
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
"And the Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And when some hopeless kid skids down
They want to drum it but they found
They say we seen you naked boy
Naked boy
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
Faked it boy
"And the Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least been a Phaedra, boy. Phaedra boy.'
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
Faked it boy
"And the Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
And when some local kid gets down
They try to drum him out of town
They say he could've been a Bacon Boy.
Bacon Boy
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
Faked it boy
"And the Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Rock show or sometime Rock salt!
And the cradle will rock Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock And I say rock on
"And the Cradle Will Rock" (MP3)
Well, the kid is into losin' sleep and he don't come home if he has to eat.
Well, the kid is into losin' sleep and he don't come home for half the week.
Here I am in the...arm pit of the world
Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no.
Here I am in your medical world, no.
Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no.
I am beautiful girls.
Aw yeah, beautiful girls.
Set your cell phone down.
Sit yourself on down.
At the time this song was made, "cell phone" probably referred to a telephone inside of a jail.
"Best Of Both Worlds" (MP3)
I want the Basketball World.
I want the best of both worlds.
"Best Of Both Worlds" (MP3)
The best of 'Falcon Crest'
The best of both worlds
"Cabo Wabo"
We crap on the beach.
We crash on the beach.
"Cabo Wabo"
We drink the scotch right from the bottle
We drink Mescal right from the bottle
"Cabo Wabo"
We drink the sky right from the bottle
We drink Mescal right from the bottle
"Can't Stop Lovin' You" (MP3)
And if I asked you not to drive
And if I asked you not to try
"Can't Stop Lovin' You" (MP3)
Our kids stopped lovin' you.
I can't stop lovin' you.
"Can't Stop Loving You" (MP3)
And no way for what I say and do
And no matter what I say and do
"D.O.A."
And I'm alone I'm on the highway
Booty-Ack!, dead or alive
And I'm alone I'm on the highway
Wanted, dead or alive
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
A live wire
Belly a beginner.
A live wire
Barely a beginner.
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
But I'm still convinced
You're old enough to dance.
Well, don't skip romance
'Cause you're old enough to dance.
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Have you seen her so bout
Pretty with the stallion ears.
Have you seen that lady go?
Movin' with style and ease.
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Have you seen her? So bottom pretty.
Have you seen her? So fine and pretty.
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Have you seen that lady go?
Movin' with stallion ease.
Have you seen that lady go?
Movin' with style and ease.
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Movin' with style and ease.
Fooled me with her style and ease.
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Ooh, baby baby
Won't ya tumble in my way?
Ooh, baby baby
Won't ya turn your head my way?
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Ooh, baby, baby
Won't ya turn your Libman away?
Ooh, baby baby
Won't ya turn your head my way?
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Well I'm stiff, remember aren't cha old enough to dance...the night away.
Well don't skip romance 'cause you're old enough to dance...the night away.
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Well, I'm scared from ants 'cause
You only love to dance.
Well, don't skip romance 'cause
You're old enough to dance.
"Dance The Night Away" (MP3)
Well, I'm skitter from Mansk 'cause
You're old enough to dance.
Well, don't skip romance 'cause
You're old enough to dance.
"Dance the Night Away" (MP3)
Have you seen her? Some kinda pretty
Have you seen her? So fine and pretty
"Dance the Night Away" (MP3)
Have you seen her? Soul bound pretty
Movin' with style and ease
And I feel her Wow-wow-was the room
Yes, it's love in the third degree
Ooh, baby baby won't-cha turn your head my way?
Come on 'til you dance you're old enough to dance
Have you seen her? So fine and pretty
Fooled me with her style and ease
And I feel her from across the room
Yes, it's love in the third degree
Ooh, baby baby won't-cha turn your head my way?
Ah come on take a chance you're old enough to dance
"Dance the Night Away" (MP3)
That's, that's, that's the right of way
Dance, dance, dance the night away
Bitches on the silver screen
Pictures on the silver screen
Ponti-ah-ac, Pontiac
Higher and higher
Words turn black and white
Pictures in an engine room.
World turns black and white
Pictures in an empty room.
World turns black and white
B****es in an empty room.
World turns black and white
Pictures in an empty room.
Deep throat moves
Dig those moves
Drop them legs
Drop dead legs
I getta nut, nut, nuttin' but the shikes of a yue
I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the shakes over you
When you get out of school
Will I still be in love with you?
When the night is through
Will I still be loving you?
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
A shooka looka laku looku for a moopie
I took a mobile light lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
Everybody wants 'em.
Everybody wants some.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
Everybody what's up?
Everybody wants some
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
I always mope around looking for a boobie.
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
I cheek a boo-boo lada lookin for a moopdy.
Yeah I see the people lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
I see a lotta people, lookin' for a moonbeam.
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
I see a moo-bull lad lookin' for a mooby.
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
I took a Moogle and I'm lookin' for a moo-poo.
I took a mobile light lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
I took a mega ride, lookin' for a mook beam.
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
Pooka lakka lookin for a moopee
Yeah, I've seen the people that are lookin' for a moonbeam
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
U pappa loopa looky foo a moo pee
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
Where'd you get that shirt? Cologne?
Where'd you get that cheap cologne?
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
Yeah ya spend a lie and got lost in the jetstream
Yeah, ya spent a lot ya got lost in the jet-stream
"Everybody Wants Some" (MP3)
You can't get a medic on a subway line.
You can't get romantic on a subway line.
"Finish What You Started" (MP3)
It's alive and its kickin' in sodomy.
It's alive and it's kickin' inside of me.
Make your d*** so hard.
Making things so hard
Hey waitress you got any specials here tonight
Me and the fellas might be interested in
What's that? You'd rather what??
Well I'll just slumper dowwwnnn!
Hey waitress you got any specials here tonight
Me and the fellas might be interested in
Rack a what
Well I'll have some of that
One potato, one potato, one potato
Bamba dida, bamba dida, bomba dida
Got it made, got it made, got it made
I mugged the teacher.
I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
Got it made, got it made, got it made
I rocked the teacher.
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
Got it made, got it made, got it made
I'm hot for teacher.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
Hey, I heard your math tests were back!
Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pants home. Gimme somethin' to ride on
I brought my pencil. GImme somethin' to write on
I brought my pants home.
Gimme something to ride on!
I brought my pencil.
Gimme something to write on!
I brought my pretzel.
I brought my pencil.
I got it made, I got it made, I got it made
I'm ridin' the teacher.
I got it bad, I got it bad, I got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it made, got it made, got it made
I'm Arthur Treacher.
I've got it bad Got it bad Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I got it made, got it made, got it made
I'm hot for teacher.
I got bad, I got it bad, I got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
I heard your mustache, grew back!
I heard you missed us, we're back!
I popped the teacher.
I'm hot for teacher.
I think the clock is slow. I don't feel thirty.
I think the clock is slow. I don't feel tardy.
I think the clock is slow
I don't feel dirty.
I think the clock is slow
I don't feel tardy.
I think the clock is slow
I don't feel it turning.
I think the clock is slow
I don't feel tardy.
I'm Arthur Treacher
I'm hot for teacher
I'm f***in' mad
F***in' mad
F***in' mad
I've f***ed a teacher.
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for preachers
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it made
Got it made
Got it made.
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad.
I've got it made
Got it made
Got it made
I f***ed the teacher
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
An awful teacher
I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, I got it bad, so bad in half a t-shirt.
I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher.
I got it made so grade
I got it bad so bad
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm Arthur Treacher
I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm Arthur Treacher
Matchbox Racecars,
Matchbox Racecars,
Humans Being
That's what makes us,
that's what makes us,
Humans Being
"I'll Wait"
I'll wait till your love comes down
I'll call Arsenio Hall
I'll wait till your love comes down
I'm coming straight for your heart
"I'll Wait"
Liquid that does to me
Look what that does to me
"I'll Wait"
No wait. You can't stop me now.
As fine as thou art.
No way you can stop me now
As fine as you are
"I'll Wait"
You use your smile in the picture cells
Yeah, you just smile and the picture sells
"I'll Wait"
You've got me captured, under your smell
You've got me captured, under your spell
"I'll Wait"
Your magic greets everyone who reads "Heartbreak & Motordrive"
Your magic greets everyone who reads Heart-break in overdrive
"I'll Wait"
Your magic greets everyone who reads “Heartbreakin' Motor Jive”
Your magic greets everyone who reads Heart-break in overdrive
I got a boom bomb badida, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups, too.
I got good lemonade, ah, Dixie Cups
All flavors, and push-ups, too.
I got a one eyed banana Dixie cups...
I got good lemonade in Dixie Cups
I got a one pound banana, dixie cups, all flavors and pushups, too.
I got good lemonade, Dixie Cups, all flavors, and push-ups, too.
I got a one pound banana
I got warm lemonade
I got one brown potato, Dixie cups
I got good lemonade in Dixie Cups
I got one by my nana, fixed a cup.
I got good lemonade and Dixie Cups.
I got one hot banana pop, Dixie cups, all flavors and push-ups too.
I got puddin' pie banana, Dixie Cups All flavors, and push-ups, too.
I got pudding pie, banana, Dixie cups
or
I got one-man banana, woo, Dixie cups
or
I got one-man banana, woo, Dixie cups
I got good lemonade, ah, Dixie Cups
I got wa wa wa diddy wop, Dixie Cups
All flavors, and push-ups, too.
I got good lemonade, ah, Dixie Cups
All flavors, and push-ups, too.
I got warm lemonade, Dixie cups
I got good lemonade, ah, Dixie cups
I'm gonna put my banana up dixie cups.
I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups.
I'm gonna put my banana up, dixie cups,
all flavors, and push-ups too
I got good lemonade and Dixie Cups,
all flavors and push-ups too
I'm gonna put my vanilla in Dixie Cups
I got good lemonade, ah, Dixie Cups
I'm the ice cream man/stuff me in a plastic bag
I'm the ice cream man/stop me as I'm passing by
I've got a one-eyed banana.
I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups.
I've got one bad banana, Dixie cups.
I got good lemonade, ah, Dixie cups.
That's how I heard it. When I saw David Lee Roth in concert, I swear that's what I heard him say too. It was the first song I sang solo for karaoke and that was the first time I saw "good lemonade" and figured they got it wrong (as some versions of karaoke lyrics are) or it was changed for some crowds.
I've got push pops banana, in Dixie Cups,
All flavors and push ups too..
I got good lemonade, ah, Dixie Cups
All flavors, and push-ups, too.
Oh the ice cream man stabbed me with a plastic knife.
I'm the ice cream man, stop me as I'm passing by.
Well, your eyes remain
I'm your ice cream man
Gimme, Gimme the ghost of time
Gimme, gimme a call sometime
He said, 'Gimme, gimme a post, postcard.'
It said, 'Gimme, gimme a call sometime.'
Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Chinese fire
Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Jamie's cryin'.
Oh, whoa, whoa, baby's cryin'.
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's cryin'.
Oh, whoa, whoa
Cheney's cryin'.
Oh, whoa, whoa
Jamie's cryin'.
She said, 'Kimmy, gimme a thumbs up, Todd!'
It said, 'Gimme, gimme a call sometime!'
She started lickin' his a**.
She saw that look in his eyes.
She started lickin' his a**
But she knew better.
She saw that look in his eyes
But she knew better.
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Chinese dragon
Oh, whoa, whoa
Jamie's cryin'.
"Jump"
Ah, I might as well jump. Jump!
Maxwell Jump
Ah, I might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump.
"Jump"
Ah, my friend Joe. Joe! My friend Joe.
Ah, I might as well jump. Jump! Might as well jump.
"Jump"
Can't be see me standing here?
I've got my back against the racking fourteen.
Can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the record machine.
"Jump"
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the wrecking machine
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the record machine
"Jump"
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back and it´s a wrecked machine
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the record machine
"Jump"
Can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record industry.
Can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine.
"Jump"
Can't you see me standin' here?
I got my back against the racket machine.
Can't you see me standin' here?
I got my back against the record machine.
"Jump"
Can't you see me standing here,
I've got my head against the record machine?
Can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine?
"Jump"
Don't you see me standing here?
I'm back against the wrecking machine.
Can't you see me standing here?
I've got my back against the record machine.
"Jump"
Everyday jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Get it and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
"Jump"
F**K you!
Who said that?
Baby how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until eat ten.
Hey you!
Who said that?
Baby how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know until we begin.
"Jump"
Fo-orest Gump.
Gump!
Fo-orest Gump.
Go ahead, jump.
Jump!
Go ahead and jump.
"Jump"
I ain't the wurst that you've seen.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
I ain't the wuss that you've seen.
or
I ain't the wumps that you've seen.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
I ate the horse that you've seen
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
I ate the words that you've seen
I ain't the worst that you've seen
"Jump"
I eat the ones that you've seen
I ain't the worst that you've seen
"Jump"
I eat the worst s*** you've seen.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
I sell junk.
Might as well jump.
"Jump"
I'll eat the warts that you've seen.
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
I've got my back against the wrecking machine.
I've got my back against the record machine.
"Jump"
I've got my back against the wrecking machine
I've got my back against the record machine
"Jump"
Jump,
Maxwell Jump
Jump,
Might as well jump
"Jump"
Maximum Jump
Might as well jump
"Jump"
Maxwell Joe
Joe!
Might as well jump
Jump!
"Jump"
Maxwell Jump!
Might as well, jump!
"Jump"
Maxwell, jump!
or
Maxwell Jump
or
Maxwell Jump
Might as well jump
"Jump"
Maxwell jump
Correr and jump
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump
'correr' is portuguese for 'to run', so it made a whole lot of sense to me anyway....
"Jump"
Maxwell jump.
Might as well jump.
"Jump"
Maxwell, jump. Jump! Maxwell, jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Might as well jump. Jump! Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
"Jump"
Maxwell, jump
Go ahead, jump!
Might as well jump
Go ahead, jump!
"Jump"
Mighty swell jump
Might as well jump
"Jump"
My friends jump (Jump!)
Might as well jump (Jump!)
"Jump"
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the wreck in the sheets
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
"Jump"
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the wrecking machine
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
"Jump"
Well, you see me standing here, I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the worst things you've seen
Ah, can't you see me standing here, I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
"Jump"
Well, you see me standing here
I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the warts that you've seen.
Ah, can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
Whoa!
F**k You!
Who said that?
Aaa-ohh
Hey you!
Who said that ?
"Jump"
Why does Mel jump?
Might as well jump
"Jump"
You got it top
I've seen the tub of soap 'round
You've got it tough
I've seen the toughest around.
"Jump"
You got to roll with the punches to get to One Tree Hill.
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
"Jump"
You got to roll with the punches to jig-a ma squeal
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
"Jump"
You got to roll with the punches to jiga ma squeal
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
"Jump"
You say you won't know, you won't know until you meet Ian.
You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin.
"Jump"
You've got a tongue. I've seen the tongue set go 'round.
You've got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
"Jump"
You've got to go with the budgies to get some more Trill.
You've got to roll with the punches and gets to what's real.
"Jump"
You've got to roll with punches, to get to your meal.
You've got to roll with the punches, to get to what's real.
"Jump"
You've got to roll with the punches and get to Montreal
You've got to roll with the punches and gets to what's real
"Jump"
You've got to roll with the punches and get to work steel
You've got to roll with the punches and get to what's real
"Jump"
You've got to roll with the punches to get the punch feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
"Jump"
You've got to roll with the punches to get to Montreal
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
"Jump"
You've got to roll with the punches,
it gives em a thrill
You've got to roll with the punches,
to get to what's real
"Jump"
You've got to rule with the bunches and get to what's real.
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
Etch-A-Sketch! Etch-A-Sketch!
Bernie! Bernie!
Catch as catch, catch as catch
Can anybody
Etch-a-sketch
Catch as catch
get your sketch
Catch as catch
like draw a picture of me while you can
Watch the troll
Watch the troll
Watch the troll
Loss of control
Loss of control
Loss of control
Contracts are all it takes
Contact is all it takes
Simply pulls a string,
love comes walk candy
Simply pulls a string,
love comes walking in
Some kind of alien
Is sitting on my face.
or
Is falling over me.
Some kind of alien
Waits for an opening.
Some kind of alien
Is walking over me.
Some kind of alien
Waits for an opening.
Where salmon speak as loud as one.
Where silence speaks as loud as war.
Dream Police!
Do you believe?
Trampoline
Do you believe?
"Might As Well Jump"
Maxwell Jump
Might as well jump
"Panama"
Ah shoot, burnin' down the avenue nitro glycerin, see her glistenin'
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Model citizen, zero discipline
"Panama"
Ah-choo, burnin' down the avenue
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
"Panama"
Ain't nothin like it, a shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep a movie butt clean.
Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
"Panama"
Ain't nothin' like it, a shining machine.
Got the feel for the whale, she's a moo-ey butt queen.
Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
"Panama"
Angry Grandpa!
Panama!
"Panama"
At you, burning down the avenue
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
"Panama"
Barroom brawl
Panama
"Panama"
Battle 'n' hop
Panama
"Panama"
Better than Bach
Panama
"Panama"
Bread 'n' butter
or
Padded bra
Panama
"Panama"
Burn and run.
Panama
"Panama"
Burnin' rubber
Panama
"Panama"
Burning love
or
Burning up
Panama
"Panama"
Canada, Canada
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Cannibals!
Panama!
"Panama"
Cannonball! Cannonball!
Panama! Panama!
"Panama"
Cannonball!
Panama!
"Panama"
Canon Ball!
Panama
"Panama"
Cheese money
She's coming.
"Panama"
Danny's mom
Panama
"Panama"
Dirty woman
Panama
"Panama"
Don't you know she's comin over me.
She'll lose her image yeah.
Oh yeah huh!
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
"Panama"
Don't you know she's comin' over me
You'll lose her in the chun.
Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in the turn.
"Panama"
Don't you know she's coming over me?
You lose her in that touch.
I'll get hutch!
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
"Panama"
Don't you know she's got a law degree?
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
"Panama"
Don't you know she's got me on my knees
You'll lose her in the tongue.
Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in the turn.
"Panama"
Ease the skin back
Ease the seat back
"Panama"
Enema! Enema!
Panama
"Panama"
Enema, enema
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Forget her!
I'll get her!
"Panama"
Got a law man coming through my bathroom.
Got an on-ramp comin through my bedroom.
"Panama"
Got a woman comin' through my bathroom
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
"Panama"
Got an on ramp coming through my bathroom.
Got an on ramp coming through my bedroom.
"Panama"
Got the fear in power steering.
Got the feeling, power steering.
"Panama"
Got the feeling, power steering
Clutch is poppin', ain't no stopping now.
Got the feeling, power steering
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
"Panama"
Got the thing in, power steering,
bitch is boppin', ain't no stopping now
Got the feeling, power steering,
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
"Panama"
Got the thing in, power steering
This is boppin', ain't no stopping now.
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now.
"Panama"
Got to feel for the way to keep the movin' parts clean.
Got a feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean.
"Panama"
Grandma Ma
Panama
"Panama"
Grandpa!
Panama!
"Panama"
Grandpapa
Grandmama, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Panama
Panama, oh, oh, oh, oh
"Panama"
Had Enough!
Panama!
"Panama"
Had enough had enough
Panama! Panama
Have anoth
"Panama"
Had enough, had enough
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Padded Bra!
or
Enema!
or
Bang your mom
or
Atom Bomb
or
Had enough
or
Had enough
Panama
"Panama"
Hamburger
Panama
"Panama"
Hand 'em up! Hand 'em up, up, up
Panama! Panama-uh-uh-uh
"Panama"
Hand in glove
Panama
"Panama"
Hand on my! Hand on my heart!
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Hang 'em all!
Panama
"Panama"
Harry and Maude
Panama
"Panama"
Hauss you, are burning down the avenue
I'm alone and running with a power broom.
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom.
"Panama"
Heaven above... heaven above
Panama.... Panama-a
"Panama"
Heavenly hah, Heavenly ha ha ha ha
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Heavy metal.
Panama.
"Panama"
Here she comes, full passion down, yeah.
Here she comes, full blast and top down.
"Panama"
Here she comes, old fashioned top down.
Here she comes, full blast and top down.
"Panama"
Here she comes
Full tippin' cowtown.
Here she comes
Full blast and top down.
"Panama"
Hot Jew, burning down the avenue
Hot shoe, burning down the avenue
"Panama"
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue.
My love is comin' through the bathroom
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue.
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
"Panama"
Hot shoes, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero disagree
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline
"Panama"
I reach down between my legs and ease my ball sack
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
I reach down between my legs and ease the seed back
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
I reach down between my legs and ease the skin back.
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.
"Panama"
I reach down between my legs
Ease my seed sack.
I reach down between my legs
Ease the seat back.
"Panama"
I reach down in between my larynx and ease my feedbag.
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back.
"Panama"
I reach down in between my legs and ease the tea bag.
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back.
"Panama"
I reach down in between my legs and relieve my teasack
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
I reach down
between my legs
and ease the seabags
I reach down
between my legs
and ease the seat back
"Panama"
I'll give up!
Heavy model! Heavy model! Heavy model!
Heavy model-el-el-el-el!
I'll get her!
Panama! Panama ah! Panama!
Panama ah oh oh oh oh!
"Panama"
I'm A citizen. Zero dissipate.
Model citizen, zero discipline
"Panama"
I'm a citizen, Let's hit this disco man!
Model citizen, zero discipline
"Panama"
I'm a young man, come into my basket room.
Got an on ramp coming through my bedroom.
"Panama"
I'm an old man comin' through my disapprove.
Got an on-ramp coming through my bedroom.
"Panama"
I'm in love man, come into my bedroom
Got an on-ramp comin through my bedroom
"Panama"
I'm man enough, I'm man enough.
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Junk man, what's that sound?
Old man, what's that sound?
"Panama"
Keep the movie props clean.
Keep the movin' parts clean.
"Panama"
Keep the movin' pots clean.
Keep the movin' parts clean.
"Panama"
Let it rock, let it roll.
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Let it roll, let it ro-oll
Panama, Panama-a
"Panama"
Canada. Canada.
or
Man in love. Man in love
or
Man in love. Man in love
Panama. Panama.
"Panama"
Man in love
Panama
"Panama"
Man on Mars
Panama
"Panama"
Marilyn Monroe!
Panama!
"Panama"
Me: "Manimal!"
Brother: "Padded bra!"
Panama!
"Panama"
Minimo
Panama
'Minimo' is Italian for 'minimum'.
"Panama"
Oh, get up!
I'll get her!
"Panama"
Old man, kill that clown.
Old man, what's that sound?
"Panama"
PADDED BRA! PADDED BRA! PADDED BRA! PADDED BRA!
PANAMA! PANAMA! PANAMA! PANAMA!
"Panama"
Padded Bra! Padded Bra!
Panama! Panama!
"Panama"
Padded Braw, Padded Braw
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Padded bra
Panama
"Panama"
Pail of water
Panama
"Panama"
Pain in (the) butt
Panama
"Panama"
Pamela, Pamela!
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Panties off
Panama
"Panama"
Playin' in mud.
Panama!
"Panama"
Pretty mama
Panama
"Panama"
Rattle and roll
Panama
"Panama"
Reach down between my larynx and release the back sebum
Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag.
Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.
"Panama"
Reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Reach down between my legs and ease the sleeping bag
Reach down between my legs and eased the seat back.
"Panama"
Reach down between my legs, ease the seed bag
Reach down between my legs, ease the seat back
"Panama"
Reach down between my legs
easy seabag
Reach down between by legs
ease the seat back
"Panama"
Reach down between my legs
Ease the seed bag.
Reach down between my legs
Ease the seat back.
"Panama"
Reach down,
between my legs and,
ease the sea back
Reach down,
between my legs and
ease the seat back
"Panama"
Reach down,
between my legs,
and ease the skin back
Reach down,
between my legs
and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Reach down, between my legs and ease the seed bag
Reach down, between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Ready to roll
Panama
"Panama"
Ready to run
Panama
"Panama"
Right behind it, wheel deal me now.
Right behind the rear-view mirror now.
"Panama"
Santa Claus ho ho ho ho
Panama oh oh oh oh
"Panama"
Santa Claus
Panama
"Panama"
Sean Penn, what's that sound?
Jump back, what's that sound?
"Panama"
She don't disobey.
Zero discipline
"Panama"
She's a flippin' podge queen.
Keep the movin' parts clean.
"Panama"
She's a movin' pudge queen
Keep the movin' parts clean
"Panama"
They got me workin', shinin' machines.
There's nothing like it, her shiny machine.
"Panama"
Turn and run!
Panama
"Panama"
Way to go
Panama
"Panama"
What's that chompin' sound?
Jump back, what's that sound?
"Panama"
Where do they run?
Panama
"Panama"
You'll lose her in no time.
You'll lose her in the turn.
"Panama"
You'll lose her in that touch. I'll get hung!
You'll lose her in that turn. I'll get her!
In a home-loan, and download
That is a virus.
In a home-grown, and down home
That's my woman.
She's round hole, and found hole.
She's home grown, and down home.
"Pretty Woman"
Hershey
Mercy
"Pretty Woman"
Par-tay!
Mercy!
And nothing comes into place
And nothing falls into place
Don't stop ahead, don't stop behind.
One step ahead, one step behind me.
Don't wanna wait for a moron
Don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow
Don't procrastinate it
or
It's masturbating!
or
It's masturbating!
It's what's happening!
Kick some a**, boy
Do it right, here and now!
Catch a magic moment
Do it right here and now!
Masturbate, you lose your rhythm.
Miss the beat, you lose the rhythm.
Masturbate
And lose the rhythm.
Miss the beat
And lose the rhythm.
Mr. Bean, to use the river
Miss a beat, you lose the rhythm
Mr. Beat, you lose the rhythm
Miss a beat, you lose the rhythm
Mr. Clean knows the rhythm
Miss the beat, you lose the rhythm
Mr. Clean, you lose the rhythm
Miss a beat, you lose the rhythm
Only missed by a dragon
Only missed by a fraction
Only missed by a fracture
Only missed by a fraction
You lose a river
You lose the rhythm
Right now maybe we should pay attention to the lyrics (according to the video).
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got no love,
No love euphoria
Ain't got no love,
No love you'd call real
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got no love,
no love in Korea
Ain't got no love,
no love you'd call real
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got no love,
no love you call Rio
Ain't got no love,
no love you call real
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got no love, no love in Korea.
or
Ain't got no love, no love in Cairo.
I got no love, no love you'd call real.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got no love, no love in Korea
Ain't got no love, no love you call real
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got no love, no love you career. Ain't got nobody, waiting at home...
Ain't got no love, no love you'd call real
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got no love, no loving career.
Ain't got no love, no love you call real.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got no love
No love in Korea.
Ain't got no love
No love you call real.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
And all I got, I hack or steal.
And all I got, I had to steal.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
And all I got, a head full of steel.
And all I got, I had to steal.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Bite her in the nipple.
Running with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Burn one with the devil.
Running with the devil.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Burning with the devil
Running with the devil.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Burning with the minimo.
Running with the devil.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Flirtin' with the devil
Runnin' with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Flirting with the devil
Running with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
God damn the Navy and all you lifers out there
God damn it lady you know I ain't lyin' to you
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
God damn the Navy and all you lifers
I'm gonna tell you one time.
God damn it lady you know I ain't lyin'
I'm gonna tell you one time.
I can't believe how many false submissions are on this site! Doen't anyone check CD covers? [Ed's note: Yes, but some of them have incorrect lyrics, too, nowadays]
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Got no love, no love in Korea.
Got no love, no to call real.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Here's how I'm livin' and I face that hill.
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
I got no love, no love in Korea
I got no love, no love to call real
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
I got nobody waiting in hell
I got nobody waiting at home.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
I got noody waiting at home.
I got nobody waiting at home.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
I left my love, my love in Korea,
now I got nobody waiting at home
I got no love, no love you'd call real.
I got nobody waiting at home
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
I'm livin' in a place that kills.
I'm livin' at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Kiss my a**.
Yes, I am.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Money in the kettle
Running with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Pudding with the devil
Running with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Rubbing with the tadpoles
Running with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Run in with the devil
Runnin' with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Run with Herman Melville.
Runnin' with the Devil.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Runnin' with the devil, kiss my a**!
Runnin' with the devil, yes I am!
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Running through the ghetto
Running with the Devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Running with Bendejo
Running with the devil
Bendejo, is a derogatory spanish term pronounced "ben DAY ho"
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Running with a shovel
Running with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Running with the arrow
Runnin' with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Running with the dead boys
Running with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Running with the deadbolt
Running with the Devil
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
That's why I'm livin' in a race track field.
I'm livin' at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
When I dropped that onion roll...
When I jumped out on that road...
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
When I jumped out on that road
When I dropped that onion roll
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Yes I'm livin' in a Sleestack field
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Yes I'm living with a face that kills.
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Yes, I'm livin' and I face that guilt
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
"Runnin' With The Devil" (MP3)
Yes, I'm running as a face that peels.
Yes, I'm running at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' with the Devil" (MP3)
Ain't got not live.
No love is for real.
Ain't got no love,
No love you'd call real
I only took interest recently because Eddie died. David Lee Roth is the only singer for Van Halen that I recognize. Van Halen stops being Van Halen when David Lee Roth isn't in the band. With Eddie gone, I think that's a wrap. There really is no point to carry on.
"Runnin' with the Devil" (MP3)
I found the sinful life ain't so simple
I found the simple life ain't so simple
"Source of Infection" (MP3)
Life is a source of infection!
Love is the source of infection!
We celebrate when the games are here
On a hot summer night, go and get me a beer.
We celebrate when the gangs all here
On a hot summer night, that's my time of the year.
"Tatoo"
C*ck meat salad No Trans Fat
Swap meet Sally Tramp Stamp Tat
Oh, little Barney
Oh, little darlin'
Blue I'd do her in a side swipe test
Blue-eyed murder in a size-five dress
Blue and white runner in a satisfied dress
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
Blue eyed murder in a starch white dress
Blue eyed murder in a size 5 dress
Blue eyed murder in a starch white dress
Blue-eyed murder in a size-five dress
Blue eyed murder in a sun spot dress
Blue-eyed murder in a size-five dress
Blue-eyed minor in a size five dress.
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
Blue-eyed mother in a satisfied rest.
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
Blue-white murder in a size five dress
or
Blue-white murder in a sideswipe van
or
Blue-white murder in a sci-fi dress
or
Blue-white murder in a sci-fi dress
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
Blue-white murder in a sunflower dress.
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
Blue-white murder in a sunspot dress
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
Chain, nothing stays the same
Sex change, yeah you hit the ground running
Change, nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah you hit the ground running.
Hi-fi murder in a sci-fi train.
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
Hot trains....
Unchained....
Oooh, I put her in a satisfied way.
Blue eyed murder in a size 5 dress.
Thought you'd never kiss me until I bought Fat Cindy a dress
Thought you'd never miss me until I got a fat city address
How do I know when it's long?
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
How can I feel when it's long?
It's just something you feel together.
How do I know when it's love?
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
How can I feel when it's love?
It's just something you feel together.
Waiting for someone to come back to Boogie's.
Waiting for someone to come into focus.
Waiting for someone to come in and book us,
teach us our final love lesson
Waiting for someone to come in to focus,
teach you your final love lesson
Waiting for someone to come in and f*** us
Teach you your final love lesson!
Waiting for someone to come into focus
Teach you your final love lesson.
Waiting for someone to come in to f*** a**
Teach you your final love lesson.
Waiting for someone to come into focus
Teach you your final love lesson.
Waiting for someone to come into monies
Teach you your final location
Waiting for someone to come in to focus
Teach you your final love lesson.
No one’s listening now
Nothing’s missing, yeah
Waiting for someone to come in to f*** us
Waiting for someone to come into focus
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
Ah baby, his balls have run away.
Oh baby, this blows 'em all away.
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
All I know
You've got to run to win
And I'll be damned!
F*ck it, hung up on the line. Hey!
All I know
You've got to run to win
And I'll be damned
if I'll get hung up on the line. Hey!
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
All I know
You've got to run to win
And I'll be damned, the f***ing con up on the line. Hey!
All I know
You've got to run to win
And I'll be damned if I'll get hung up on the line. Hey!
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
Ed's got what it takes.
It's got what it takes.
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
I'll be damn the f**in hung up all the time
I'll be damned if I get hung up on the line
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
It's got funny taste, so tell me why can't this be love?
It's got what it takes, so tell me why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
It's got money taste,
so tell me why can't this be love?
It's got what it takes,
so tell me why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
It's got what it takes
So Tony, why can't t**s be loved?
It's got what it takes
So tell me, why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
Only damn the f***in' hung up on the line.
I'll be damned if I get hung up on the line.
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
So, Tony, why can't t**s be loved?
So tell me, why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love?" (MP3)
So, Tony, why can't this be blood?
So tell me, why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love" (MP3)
It's got 20 takes
It's got what it takes
"You Really Got Me" (MP3)
Camelia got me
You really got me
"You Really Got Me" (MP3)
Cruella got me!
You really got me!
"You Really Got Me" (MP3)
Girl you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm chewing.
Girl you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
"You Really Got Me" (MP3)
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't see that name.
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night.
"You Really Got Me" (MP3)
You got me so I don't how I blew it
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
"You Really Got Me" (MP3)
You're Idi Amin!
You really got me!