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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ugly Kid Joe that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Ugly Kid Joe on amIright currently.

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"Cat's In The Cradle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My new job's hassle and the kids have to poo
Original Lyrics:
My new job's hassle and the kids have the flu
"Cat's In The Cradle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later, cat, Ben, please!
Original Lyrics:
What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later, can I have them please?
"Cats In The Cradle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little boy blew up the man on the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Little boy blue and the man on the moon.
"Cats In The Cradle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I love a good town, Ben!
Original Lyrics:
You know we'll have a good time then!
"Cats In The Cradle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know we'll get together then.
Original Lyrics:
You know we'll have a good time then!
Editor's note: Actually, these two lines are used one right after the other. It's possible that the person who submitted this might have misheard one as the other.
"Cats In The Cradle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know we'll have a food fight then, damn.
Original Lyrics:
You know we'll have a good time then, Dad.
"Cats in the Cradle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And as he pooed
Original Lyrics:
And as he grew
"Everything About You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Di
Original Lyrics:
And I
As in Princess Diana
"Everything About You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I think sex is over 82
Original Lyrics:
Cause I thing sex is overrated too
"Everything About You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything about Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Everything about you
"Everything About You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like a thing about the 60s.
Original Lyrics:
I don't like a thing about the city.
"Everything About You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate your daddy's guns too
Original Lyrics:
I hate your daddy's guts too
"Everything About You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You just go to L.A.
Original Lyrics:
You just call my name

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