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There are 49 misheard song lyrics for Avenged Sevenfold on amIright currently.

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"A Little Piece Of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I really always knew that my little car
Would be small that's why i got a place that fits your thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs.
"A Little Piece Of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I really always knew that my little crumb,
Would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Cause I really always knew that my little crime,
Would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs.
"A Little Piece Of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the sound of fifty f***ing times, I can't believe it
Original Lyrics:
Must have stabbed her fifty f***ing times, I can't believe it
"A Little Piece of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got a heater for your fries.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs.
"A Little Piece of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must have her fifty f***ing times
I can't believe
I ripped her heart out right before her eyes
Original Lyrics:
Must have stabbed her fifty f***ing times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes
I just thought he said "I" instead of "it"
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come here in a foreign place
Original Lyrics:
Caught here in a fiery blaze
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mental Pigeon, Follow Meeeeeeeeeeeee
Original Lyrics:
Mental fiction follows me;
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mental bitches follow me
Original Lyrics:
Mental fiction follows me;
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows the sin this is
Original Lyrics:
no oasis here to see,
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows the sin this is
Original Lyrics:
no oasis here to see,
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To many doses
And I'm starting to get an erection.
Original Lyrics:
Too many doses
And I'm starting to get an attraction.
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many doses
And I'm starting to get an erection.
Original Lyrics:
Too many doses
And I'm starting to get an attraction.
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many doses
And I'm starting to get an infection.
Original Lyrics:
Too many doses
And I'm starting to get an attraction.
"Bat Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
no one will sin, see the scene
Original Lyrics:
no oasis here to see,
"Beast And The Harlot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors navigate her stew.
Original Lyrics:
Sailors, navigators, too.
"Beast And The Harlot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors never get us too
Original Lyrics:
Sailors, navigators, too.
"Beast And The Harlot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a special kind of demon
She's a bitch whore
every ugly spirit
every filthy burden makes us weep
The poison with our fornicating with the Beast
Coming on this barrel on the breeze
Original Lyrics:
She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit,
every filthy bird and makes us drink
the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great
"Beast And The Harlot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll weep and mourn this loss with their sins
She piled to the sky, the beast and the Harley.
Original Lyrics:
We'll weep and mourn this loss with their sins
She piled to the sky, the beast and the harlot.
"Beast And The Harlot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're weak and mourn this loss with the sins.
Original Lyrics:
We'll weep and mourn this loss with the sins.
"Beast and the Harlot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a drowning place for cheez-its
She's a rage fork every ugly singing
Every filthy dirt
And its a drink of poisoned lime
To so so waiting with our kings
Falling down to sedimentary beasts
Original Lyrics:
She's a drowning place for demons
She's a cage for every unclean spirit
Every filthy bird
And makes us drink the poisoned wine
To fornicating with our kings
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.
"Beast and the Harlot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s a drowning place for demons.
Original Lyrics:
She’s a dwelling place for demons.
"Beast and the Harlot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea has come for all our sinners.
Original Lyrics:
The day has come for all our sinners.
I'm English. I assume this explains it.
"Critical Acclaim"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've gone too far: a clone!
Original Lyrics:
You've gone too far: acclaim!
There have been many heated debates in comment sections across the web. Most of these debates involved illogical talking points.
"Critical Acclaim"
Misheard Lyrics:
constantly reminding us that erections are the cause of all their problems.
Original Lyrics:
constantly reminding us that our actions are the cause of all their problems.
"Dear God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun sets in the Juanita Way.
Original Lyrics:
Some search, never finding a way.
"Dear God"
Misheard Lyrics:
herpes hard to find
Original Lyrics:
purpose hard to find
"God Damn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread the magic butter and behold the world Ukraine.
Original Lyrics:
Press the magic button and behold the world you crave.
"God Hates Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children hate me!
Original Lyrics:
Total nightmare!
"God Hates Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna hit my son?
Original Lyrics:
You wanna hear my side?
"Gunslinger"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all this time, I'm coming over you
I've waited so long to come on you
Original Lyrics:
After all this time I'm coming home to you
I've waited so long to come hold you
"Hail To The King."
Misheard Lyrics:
Kneel to the krill.
Original Lyrics:
Kneel to the crown.
"Lost"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Rev is not gay, The Rev is not gay!
Original Lyrics:
The end is knocking, The end is knocking!
"M.I.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two million sold just can't be wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Two million soldiers can't be wrong.
"Nightmare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should have know the crows are evil.
Original Lyrics:
You should have known the price of evil.
"Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't point the Playboy
Original Lyrics:
Don't point the blame on me
"Seize The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's empty and cold without you here
Too many people to make out with.
Original Lyrics:
It's empty and cold without you here
Too many people to ache over.
"Seize The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's empty and cold without you here
Too many people to make out with.
Original Lyrics:
It's empty and cold without you here
Too many people to ache over.
"Seize The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many people to f*** over.
Original Lyrics:
Too many people to ache over.
"Seize The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many people to w*** over.
Original Lyrics:
Too many people to ache over.
"Shepherd of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barrel of meat
Original Lyrics:
Bearer of needs
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time still turns the pages of my broken sperm
Original Lyrics:
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
"Strength Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shave my legs
For those who've died.
Original Lyrics:
Ice in my vains
For those who've died.
"Strength of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I s*** my pants
For those who'll die
Original Lyrics:
Ice in my veins
For those who'll die
"This Means War"
Misheard Lyrics:
The art of sodomy is strong.
Original Lyrics:
The ugly side of me is strong.
"Trashed And Scattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Play-Doh games and then walk with a weight
'Cause beggers don't mean s***.
Original Lyrics:
Play your game and walk away
Your integrity don't mean s***.
"Trashed And Scattered" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trash bag's at it again.
Original Lyrics:
Trashed and scattered again
"Unholy Confessions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing tears the pain more than deception, rock that s*** off.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing tears the being more than deception, unmasked fear.
"Unholy Confessions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When chimps seep in my blood
You'll be the one to fall.
Original Lyrics:
When sin's deep in my blood
You'll be the one to fall.
"Unholy Confessions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When ginseng's hit my blood
You'll be the one to fall!
Original Lyrics:
When sin's deep in my blood
You'll be the one to fall.

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